i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wish you could order shots online.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.