what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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