Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(619): View more from California

on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.

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(219): View more from Indiana

ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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(850): View more from Florida

My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now

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(863): View more from Florida

You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.

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(937): View more from Ohio

It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity

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