we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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Thank goodness to lifted trucks
oops, I do it, just not with the porn mag lol. (8:23)
too bad this isn't LA's area code...
I have so seen this on the 405 in traffic.wow
has anyone thought that this might actually be a girl masturbating?...cos that actually is funny...
oh good...another "I love city name" text. who knew texting was so formulaic? apparently people only send texts about loving cities, man cards, twilight, and pubic hair these days...
no you haven't 11:04
ooohooohooooo MAD LIBS
Susan, buttsex, goats
that happens in NJ too
I'm a girl and love to do it on long car rides.
___________ is doing ________. I love __________(enter random city here)
can't people at least find a new formula if they are going to write fake texts?
why is everyone sayin this is fake? i live in san francisco and see this pretty often
8:23 can I please take a road trip with you, also a girl see that way you"ll have both hands free to continue reading your paper mag.
i do it, i am a girl. tehehe.
yeah 12:06 except the rest of us can read.
"we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating "
those magazines really should put some clothes on.
I-95 in Philly and I-295 in South Jersey had the mad wacker. Guy driving a yellow Neon who would pull next to woman in SUV's and wack it. Driving a yellow Neon is reason enough to resort to wacking it. Local radio DJ's would report sightings after their traffic girl had it happen to her.
Unless it actually is Los Altos, they were driving for a long fucking time.
one legged man on hover-round, going wrong way on feeder with bags full of cans and an American flag.
I guess man jerking off while reading a magazine is more believable
wait, was the magazine naked? I dont get it.
What in the blue fuck is a "naked magazine"? Was "porn" too hard to spell, you fucking simpleton?
10:09 is a fake reply. No one would capitalize "Fake" like that if it was the only word. Not without ending the sentence in a proper period like a grammar geek.
This seems to happen way too often. If you've got a magazine and your dick in your hand how are you suppose to text and drive anyway?
Best entry wins a city of their choice. Go go go!
Obama, tequila shots, university.
leave it to the foreign kid to ruin a good joke
11:04 doesnt have a penis so he cant jerk off.
HAHAHAHA 12:45, I love you.
Bahahahaha (@ previous replies).
was it david duchovny?
ya i've actually done this. repeatedly. only on the highway tho. i have standards
Sure you did, and I saw a pilot in the plane next to me jerking off to midget porn..
I could imagine this happening, what else are you supposed to do while stuck on the 405
too bad that is is LA's area code: Los Altos. thats what its called and is frequently known as the original LA
LOL I THINK ITS FAKE TOO HAHA HE SHOULD GET A TICKET WAS HE ON DA CELL PHONE TOO HAHA
heaven forbid a mobile number actually move from one location to another
12:45, you fucking rock!!!