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  • Thank goodness to lifted trucks

    Submitted by bigg_boss on Aug 5, 10 at 3:49am
  • oops, I do it, just not with the porn mag lol. (8:23)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:32am
  • too bad this isn't LA's area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I have so seen this on the 405 in traffic.wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12am
  • has anyone thought that this might actually be a girl masturbating?...cos that actually is funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:06pm
  • oh good...another "I love city name" text. who knew texting was so formulaic? apparently people only send texts about loving cities, man cards, twilight, and pubic hair these days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am
  • no you haven't 11:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:05am
  • ooohooohooooo MAD LIBS Susan, buttsex, goats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:45pm
  • that happens in NJ too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:27am
  • I'm a girl and love to do it on long car rides.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:23pm
  • ___________ is doing ________. I love __________(enter random city here) can't people at least find a new formula if they are going to write fake texts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:40pm
  • why is everyone sayin this is fake? i live in san francisco and see this pretty often

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:47pm
  • 8:23 can I please take a road trip with you, also a girl see that way you"ll have both hands free to continue reading your paper mag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:22pm
  • i do it, i am a girl. tehehe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:09pm
  • yeah 12:06 except the rest of us can read. "we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:11pm
  • those magazines really should put some clothes on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • I-95 in Philly and I-295 in South Jersey had the mad wacker. Guy driving a yellow Neon who would pull next to woman in SUV's and wack it. Driving a yellow Neon is reason enough to resort to wacking it. Local radio DJ's would report sightings after their traffic girl had it happen to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Unless it actually is Los Altos, they were driving for a long fucking time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:32pm
  • one legged man on hover-round, going wrong way on feeder with bags full of cans and an American flag. I guess man jerking off while reading a magazine is more believable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:00am
  • wait, was the magazine naked? I dont get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:57am
  • What in the blue fuck is a "naked magazine"? Was "porn" too hard to spell, you fucking simpleton?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16am
  • 10:09 is a fake reply. No one would capitalize "Fake" like that if it was the only word. Not without ending the sentence in a proper period like a grammar geek.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:11am
  • This seems to happen way too often. If you've got a magazine and your dick in your hand how are you suppose to text and drive anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:10am
  • Best entry wins a city of their choice. Go go go! Obama, tequila shots, university.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:09pm
  • leave it to the foreign kid to ruin a good joke thanks 1:09

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 11:04 doesnt have a penis so he cant jerk off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:20am
  • HAHAHAHA 12:45, I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Bahahahaha (@ previous replies).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am
  • was it david duchovny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:17pm
  • ya i've actually done this. repeatedly. only on the highway tho. i have standards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:04am
  • Sure you did, and I saw a pilot in the plane next to me jerking off to midget porn..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am
  • I could imagine this happening, what else are you supposed to do while stuck on the 405

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29am
  • too bad that is is LA's area code: Los Altos. thats what its called and is frequently known as the original LA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:02am
  • LOL I THINK ITS FAKE TOO HAHA HE SHOULD GET A TICKET WAS HE ON DA CELL PHONE TOO HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:02pm
  • heaven forbid a mobile number actually move from one location to another

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:37am
  • 12:45, you fucking rock!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06pm