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  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:32am

    oops, I do it, just not with the porn mag lol. (8:23)

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:05am

    no you haven't 11:04

  • 50 52
    Submitted by bigg_boss on Aug 5, 10 at 3:49am

    Thank goodness to lifted trucks

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:27am

    that happens in NJ too

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:48pm

    I-95 in Philly and I-295 in South Jersey had the mad wacker. Guy driving a yellow Neon who would pull next to woman in SUV's and wack it. Driving a yellow Neon is reason enough to resort to wacking it. Local radio DJ's would report sightings after their traffic girl had it happen to her.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:45pm

    ooohooohooooo MAD LIBS Susan, buttsex, goats

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12am

    I have so seen this on the 405 in traffic.wow

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58am

    those magazines really should put some clothes on.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:47pm

    why is everyone sayin this is fake? i live in san francisco and see this pretty often

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:57am

    wait, was the magazine naked? I dont get it.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:32pm

    Unless it actually is Los Altos, they were driving for a long fucking time.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    8:23 can I please take a road trip with you, also a girl see that way you"ll have both hands free to continue reading your paper mag.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:00am

    one legged man on hover-round, going wrong way on feeder with bags full of cans and an American flag. I guess man jerking off while reading a magazine is more believable

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16am

    What in the blue fuck is a "naked magazine"? Was "porn" too hard to spell, you fucking simpleton?

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am

    oh good...another "I love city name" text. who knew texting was so formulaic? apparently people only send texts about loving cities, man cards, twilight, and pubic hair these days...

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:40pm

    ___________ is doing ________. I love __________(enter random city here) can't people at least find a new formula if they are going to write fake texts?

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:16pm

    too bad this isn't LA's area code...

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:23pm

    I'm a girl and love to do it on long car rides.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:10am

    This seems to happen way too often. If you've got a magazine and your dick in your hand how are you suppose to text and drive anyway?

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:11pm

    yeah 12:06 except the rest of us can read. "we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating "

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:17pm

    was it david duchovny?

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29am

    I could imagine this happening, what else are you supposed to do while stuck on the 405

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:14pm

    leave it to the foreign kid to ruin a good joke thanks 1:09

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:04am

    ya i've actually done this. repeatedly. only on the highway tho. i have standards

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:02am

    too bad that is is LA's area code: Los Altos. thats what its called and is frequently known as the original LA

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:09pm

    Best entry wins a city of their choice. Go go go! Obama, tequila shots, university.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:20am

    11:04 doesnt have a penis so he cant jerk off.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:11am

    10:09 is a fake reply. No one would capitalize "Fake" like that if it was the only word. Not without ending the sentence in a proper period like a grammar geek.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:02pm

    LOL I THINK ITS FAKE TOO HAHA HE SHOULD GET A TICKET WAS HE ON DA CELL PHONE TOO HAHA

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:45, you fucking rock!!!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:09pm

    i do it, i am a girl. tehehe.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am

    Sure you did, and I saw a pilot in the plane next to me jerking off to midget porn..

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:06pm

    has anyone thought that this might actually be a girl masturbating?...cos that actually is funny...

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:58pm

    HAHAHAHA 12:45, I love you.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:37am

    heaven forbid a mobile number actually move from one location to another

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:15am

    Bahahahaha (@ previous replies).