my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
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a 5:00 shadow isnt bad at all, it lets you know that its 5 oclock somewhere, and it just happens to be where ur at, so kick back with a bruskeee
Try laser, and get rid of your problem for good.
Otherwise I hope you're into rabbits...
looks like it's been up all night solving a murder?
I love a bit of "friction", if you know what I mean.
And, clits don't have whiskers.
that is just disgusting for a girl to say that
hahahahahah i LOVE this text!
"or just shave it every day so you dont get the pussy 5 o'clock shadow so i dont get my face torn up."
shaving every day is near impossible with such sensitive skin. and if you ate pussy right, you wouldn't have your face all up in it.
its called happy hour. haha
HAHAHAHA i have the saaaaame problem
What a coincidence... so does my face! I thought you looked familiar!
or just shave it every day so you dont get the pussy 5 o'clock shadow so i dont get my face torn up.
you cant shave it everyday unless you have like a steel vag like razor burn and shit and when the hair grows back its like painful
so guys. suck it up.
Thank you to the young lady about trying to shave it every day. You just cant because that shit gets sore. Its extremely sensitive
thats a little weird. and a tad bit gross.
thts how i feel wen its not prefectly shaved! i say tht too!!
12:15...don't know how long ago you did the laser...but give it a couple of years and that too will grow back! and as for waxing...talk about bs as your waiting for it to grow out long enough for it to be waxed...you men best be thankful when you find a well groomed vagina...us ladies have a lot to deal with!!
i fucking love dave attell
same here. it sucks, but same here...
"it looks like your pussy's been up all night, trying to solve a murder...." -- Dave Attell
How can you eat pussy properly without getting your face all up in it? It's like a feast & apparently you're not good at it.
I shave every day and don't have any weird razorburn problems. I think ladies are pressing too hard. You can still get a smooth shave without applying that much pressure.
no u suck it up, ill lick it
I always have a five o'clock shadow on my vagina when I shave it. Try waxing. Tan 310 in Winter Park is awesome.
this is my favorite text everrrr.
I have that problem every other day. But a five o'clock shadow is ten times better than a full on rainforrest.
Sounds like the first two fucktards don't realize that hair grows. Try shaving your genitalia and see what happens in a few days.
It has nothing to do with how hard you press with the razor. Some people have different levels of sensitivity on their skin--especially the genital area. Just because one person has no irritation doesn't mean that no one should have irritation. Consider yourself lucky if you can shave your vagina and underarms without it having a five o'clock shadow and being painful. Good for you.
5 o'clock vagina shadows! I get those too! I don't care
That's fucking disgusting
Vagina! GOOOOO...... men shave your cracks... and thighs... and balls... and upper penile region... and chest... JUST DO IT!
Nobody likes a messy eater. Slow and steady wins the race.
Have you gentleman never heard these platitudes before?
My girl is all natural. And I'm ok with this