why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Non-Jews are for practice
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
