I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
