New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
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you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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where am i from again
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?