I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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