the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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muted it instead of PAUSING it.
Shouldn't you change the channel or turn it off?
hahahahahaha I love this one!
yep done it.
end up mostly saying "yeahs" and "i know i know" on the phone.
hopefully she took her hand off her dick too!
haha hopefully you took your hand off your dick!
12:55 i love when people use the word whilst, you're amazing.
ya it's happened before
definitely have done this
i have a third nipple
ive done it before haha
how could that be a good night? watching porn whilst talking to your parent on the phone is disturbing in many ways
I do that all the time to anybody who calls during my jacking time
haha, highlight? this dude needs to have better days....
funny text though!
done that before
what if this was a girl?