the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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hahahahahaha I love this one!
hopefully she took her hand off her dick too!
haha hopefully you took your hand off your dick!
yep done it.
end up mostly saying "yeahs" and "i know i know" on the phone.
muted it instead of PAUSING it.
Shouldn't you change the channel or turn it off?
ya it's happened before
12:55 i love when people use the word whilst, you're amazing.
definitely have done this
ive done it before haha
how could that be a good night? watching porn whilst talking to your parent on the phone is disturbing in many ways
haha, highlight? this dude needs to have better days....
funny text though!
i have a third nipple
what if this was a girl?
done that before
I do that all the time to anybody who calls during my jacking time