I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?