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  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    413 is the Place to Be! but seriously, the important thing to remember here is that the YANKEES SUCK.

  • 65 49
    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 10, 10 at 11:49pm

    Bitchin is a cool word.

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:52pm

    Massachusetts > Rhode Island Massachusetts for the win!

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    413 sucks. I lived there and I still hate western Mass. I'm so glad I moved. But Boston and the Cape are wicked awesome ;]

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:16pm

    "but seriously, the important thing to remember here is that the YANKEES SUCK. " I'll second that, and also admit to the once/year use of word "bitchin" (not attached to Camaro...)

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:17am

    bahstons where its at dawg

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:04pm

    ok - rhode island is awesome and the people from rhode island are the shizzles

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:57pm

    ha ha 1st of all I <3 Rhode Island 2nd drivers suck everywhere, whether your a masshole or just suck. Be happy you don't live in the south.. drivers in Tennessee suck balls at driving!

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:11am

    dude boston the city=sucks boston the band=rocks

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:09pm

    413 is awesome...if you never go to springfield, holyoke, or palmer. Terrifying.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    have you even LIVED in the south, you moron. In all actuality there are MANY southern states that are WORLDS better that overrated states like MA and ESPECIALLY Boston. You show your ignorance and self righteousness right there, man.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:49pm

    "413 is awesome...if you never go to springfield, holyoke, or palmer. Terrifying." classic

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:18pm

    fuck bitches get money

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:58pm

    I've lived in boston (Southie) all my life and go to school at URI. Love 'em both, but for some reason people from RI consider themselves massholes anyway. boston is best

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:20pm

    i still say bitchin!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39pm

    are we seriously arguing about Boston??? if you don't like it, then get out.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:42am

    bitches be hating, boston is where its at

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    Everyone hates on Rhode Island but I think its kind of funny how people from Mass, connecticut, and Jersey all flood our state anyway

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:34pm

    dude, boston's awful. it's all starbucks and like, gross accents. guys pretending they're in nyc, or boring historical tourist shit. western mass is the best. northampton, amherst, that's where it's at. not so much south hadley or chicopee.

    • 52 53
      Submitted by pillowpantz on May 20, 10 at 5:45am

      amherst and northampton do not make up for the rest of western mass. Shit, they don't even make up for holyoke, ludlow, and palmer. FUCK western mass. Boston is fucking amazing. And guys with boston accents are hot. Just sayin'

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:39am

    Love Boston. Don't love RI. Other than the Newport yachting snobs, Rhode Islanders look like they're from South Carolina. Seriously, it's the white trash capital of New England. Just for the hell of it, the only urban areas in the US I'd ever live in are: Seattle San Francisco San Diego Honolulu Austin Atlanta New York City Boston Chicago Washington DC

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:39am

    i believe boston runs on dunkins.. not starbucks.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:30pm

    Coming from a 401 number, that's rich. And I'm surprised that someone from RI actually made it up to Boston, since you people don't like to drive more than 5 mins to get to ANYTHING. Probably a good thing, since you are the WORST drivers in the whole country. Sorry, I'm from MA, live in Providence now, but it's only a short stop before I go to NYC. Just sayin'. It's all bullshit.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    for everyone who says 413 is the best..are you fucking serious!? 413 is the dirty asshole of mass

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:25pm

    Boston sucks. The Cape is where it's at.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:33pm

    rhode island is weak and boston's city is fucking awesome

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:00am

    is it really a surprise that a place where "wicked good" is so prevalent that it's used by a car show (shout-out to Wicked Big Meet, maybe i'll make it next year) would be all over bitchin'? i think not. now if only i could get out of CT -- b'c i'm really sick of hearing Yankees fans bitch about the Red Sox and their fans and vice versa. feh.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:49am

    boston is the only bright shining light of new england.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:46pm

    Rhode Island is the armpit of Massachusetts... and SHOULD fall off into the ocean

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:26pm

    oh and Rhode Island is fucking amazing....ummm ok

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    Gooooooo Boston! Haha

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:52pm

    i hope you all are kidding saying 413 is the best part of the state.. anything further than 978 should fall off the map.. minus Amherst, we'll keep that.. but only the UMass campus and Puffton/Hobart.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    take a stroll through mattapan and roxbury when you visit. lovely neighborhoods...

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:39pm

    413 represent. best part of the state.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:40PM Yeah right. Like there's a single person to be scared of in Boston, the mean streets of Boston.........please. In August I'm visiting friends there and I will call it beantown and test your little theory.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:52pm

    So true about Boston. I'm from Everett and it's hard to believe such an awful city is only 2 miles away from the awesomeness of Beantown.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:10am

    wellesley is the best

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:16pm

    1) massachusetts owns 2) western mass = superior to the world

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:37pm

    i live in providence and i agree there are terrible drivers here...yet i disagree about the going to boston thing...i drive up to boston nearly every weekend to see my friends....providence nightlife is WEAK and there are so many cheeseballs

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    The Pioneer Valley in the 413 is absolutely wonderful. I hate when people think that all there is to MA is Boston

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:08am

    LoI cannot believe everyone is fighting over a state and a stereotypical view of it's residents. It's almost like someone insulted someone else's mother. I'm pretty sure that no matter where you go, someone is going to think it rocks, and someone is going to think it sucks. Shut up and deal with it.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:02am

    boston will always be better. ALWAYS. we dominate in every sport...actually in EVERYTHING we do, and everyone else is just jealous! suck it rhode island

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:52pm

    Woosta and Springfield are runners up to Boston

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:14pm

    wait just a god damned minute here!!!! What is this Rhode Island you speak of????

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:10pm

    How is it that you would think "bitchin" ever described Boston anyway? This place is cool for about two years and then you've seen everything. And some of it isn't worth seeing the first time, let alone twice. I can barely wait to get out of this place. My girlfriend said that living here has made me a bitter person, but I'm fine whenever I get away from the city. The truth is that everyone around here sucks. This town is full of total pricks. But at least it's not the south. Or Jersey.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:47am

    People who say we Bostonians are assholes are just pussies who can't handle our awesomeness :-)

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:54pm

    Massachusetts is the shit 781 and 978

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:01pm

    i like clam chowder too. manhattan. not new england. the fact that its made with milk creeps me out.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:56pm

    Chelsea Ma fuck tha rest of the states ( not Cali though)

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:40pm

    the 413 is rocks, ma is the BEST state in the country and anyone who puts that much effort into hating r.i is just mad bc they're white trash and r.i'ers are classy.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:40pm

    why is everyone fighting over drunk texts from a couple of drunktards? ease up, laugh a little.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:44pm

    Boston is full of douchebags

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:48pm

    "bitchin'" is an adjective that should only be applied to Camaros.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:12am

    978 is wicked bitchin!! For those of you who want to critizice the state where we all know greatness is born, there's a special place in hell for ya, right next to the Yankee fans, and southerners who can't accept defeat.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:08pm

    Western Mass sucks the only good thing about it is UMass and Divas. Noho is fun but alittle over- rated . Boston and its sourounding towns are great.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:00am

    The one time I went to Boston was pretty sick. I discovered how awesome Dunkin is, blew my life away at Nike Town.... :( I love the BC womens hockey team!!! Miss all you crazyyyyss!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:13am

    that's bullshit! bitchin' is one of the best words ever invented in the english language...only those who use it understand i guess...

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:32pm

    Florida is where it's at

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:50am

    my name is roger. i like to wear dresses

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:01pm

    # 11 ; thats hillarious and true!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:23pm

    boston is awesome. the cape is awesome. and if you call is beantown to any drunken local you WILL get the shit kicked out of you.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:53pm

    anywhere that blows goats is my kind of place

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:40pm

    here's a tip for poster #4 never refer to boston as "beantown", you're garenteed to get your ass kicked by any local.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:59pm

    @ 3:59 on the 28th, it's been a while. leave me be.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:48pm

    hey my name is corey byron. im from hanover and i was wondering if any guys wanna have hot phone sex just gimme a call at 339 788 8007

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:00am

    dresses make me look like a pregnant hillbilly

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:25pm

    The 413 is where it's at.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:08pm

    boston is shitty. it even smells like it when you're outside. and the people talk like idiots.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:02pm

    i still say bitchin'... :o

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:35pm

    We can't control our accents. They're sexy anyways :p.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:43pm

    excuse me martha's vineyard is where it's at

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:42pm

    yeahhhh 413 ftw!!!!!!!!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:18am

    Fuck Boston. Go a couple miles south to quincy. That's where the party's at.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:14pm

    the cape rules, i agree 212

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:12pm

    first of all, any one who says the only good part of mass is boston has never been to the cape- we should be our own fucking state..the rest of mass blows.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:59am

    @11:23 on the 18th... you've lived out west, and you split northampton into two words? are you serious? who are you? XD i love it. a text about boston vs. the rest of the state, and holyoke still gets called out by name. what the hell.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:52am

    lol, obviously the point of this site is to either criticize whatever's referenced in the text forever, not to laugh at it...right?

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:55pm

    Most of Massachusetts sucks ass. The Cape is sweet, and so is most of Boston, and there are other little pockets of awesome hidden around. Overall though, I'd have to say that I friggin' hate MA. "Rhode Island is the armpit of Massachusetts... and SHOULD fall off into the ocean"-- You know Rhode Island isn't ACTUALLY part of Mass... Right?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:51pm

    western mass superior? lmao i go to school in western mass and it's east bum fuck. boston's def where it's at.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:27pm

    mass has it all fuckers, the cape, the city, the mountains, and farmland.. its a good mix and i beg to differ that we ALL sound like idiots.. AT LEAST ITS NOT THE SOUTH!! :) and most of RI sucks, besides some beaches and Newport. k thanks for letting a resident of both states speak.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 10:17pm

    Wicked good!

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 10 at 10:29pm

    WTF kind of word is bitchin

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:06am

    Very proud rhode islander

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:34am

    "the best part is umass and divas" helll yes to umass...divas.... well thats a little questionable

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:33am

    I think House, M.D. made "bitchin" cool again.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:57pm

    i love saying bitchin

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:10pm

    Western Mass rules, particularly Northampton and Amherst.

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:10am

    boston is awesome but the rest of the state is too. 978 is second to boston without a doubt

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:05pm

    i love how people generalize entire states based on one or two shitty experiances...

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:52am

    umass is the only part of massachusetts worth going to. i've been to the rest and it can suck little doggy balls.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:53pm

    by saying "Boston is mad ill yo" you totally just brought us down a notch. thanks. when driving in the city, its people like you who I want to run over in traffic.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:48pm

    BOSTON FUCKING ROCKS and dont criticize us about our accents or way of speaking. just cause i pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd. boston is mad ill yo dont hate

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:44pm

    Fuck Boston fuckin massholes

  • 35 63
    Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 10:19pm

    My friend's band played there and he said the crowd is like a roomful of Dennis Learys just heckling them. They were scared.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:08pm

    I think Rhode Island could fall into the ocean and no one would care.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:23pm

    Boston sucks, so this guy is way off.

    • 41 76
      Submitted by Masshole20 on Jan 31, 10 at 4:51am

      Anywhere in mass blows if your there long enough..neither boston nor western mass sucks..I'm stuck in the middle in Worcester..so personally I like going to both places..nutty ass city or nice quiet towns nd good scenery...But I don't think I could live in either

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:12am

    I love Boston and Marblehead is a nice town but the people fucken SUCK. I bet most people have never even heard of it anyway.

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:57pm

    boston sucks my balls

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:57pm

    978=inbreds i know i went to school there i would rather be in JERSEY than mass and thats saying something

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:58am

    Bitchin is still in acceptable word in la,nyc, n every other city in the USA. So fuck off bitchin haterzzzz lolll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:04pm

    Everything in and about New England sucks. Boston included. Rhode Island especially.

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    haha hell yeahhh to umasss

  • 36 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45am

    PROVIDENCE FOR LIFE. AT LEAST OUR WOMEN DON'T SOUND LIKE THEY'RE TALKING BETWEEN DRY HEAVES. (Your accents are absolutely atrocious on levels I can't even begin to describe.) Rhode Island is what's good.