I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
At least make sure they are 18
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you