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  • 3:53, you keep saying I'M taking that into account....all i did was clarify the notion of "average size 12" for you. chill the fuck out, and go take the dose that you missed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Ok, people obviously its getting close to lunch time and all the fat chicks have low blood sugar and are a little touchy right now, I call time out till after lunch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:44pm
  • lol 12:49 will be the fattest of them all one day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:53pm
  • where did the spunky olsen twin go? she was getting me hard with her midget talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:36pm
  • YOU ARE ALL MISSING THE POINT!!!! 513 is the Nasti Natti. Of course it's all nasty ass people over there. Any argument about this should be considered void. Fuck Cincinastti.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:14pm
  • arguing on tfln = bored at work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Fat chicks are awesome, usually if you give them a turkey leg to keep them distracted you can do just about anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:52pm
  • o o o please can we turn the talk to midgets? we should just attack people with all kinds of problems, get it out of the way...and yes im fuckin dead serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 1;43, 1:46.. this is 1:44....splitting hairs? do you have some sort of instrument to do such a procedure. and no i would prefer not to ingest fecal reminent. especially if the shit is fat as shit, you piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • people who suck: people who can't spell lepers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:22pm
  • lol or 5'8 and able to see over the counter subway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Girls get soooo much better after highschool. I like them with a bit of meat on them too. Not too much mind you, but I don't want to bang a skinny dopey bimbo my whole life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 231, ill choke you with my cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Damn, I wish I was 14 again so I still knew everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:22pm
  • attention all fats you look like hippos wandering the streets of america. go back to the zoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:54pm
  • i'm here for the MIDGET gang-bang!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:03pm
  • many words have more than one definition.. the point being that i used it accurately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:14pm
  • they make fat girls in PRETTY these days?? Ive only ever seen them in FAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:58pm
  • do you really strive to be average?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • learn to spell 2:46 "reference"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:49pm
  • who cares what size anyone is or what anyone would do if their bf/gf or husband/wife got fat...everyone whining is fat and should just die. everyone saying they'd leave, I don't blame you. All obvious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • holy shit this is out of control

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I wise man once said: when you are drunk and it is dark, ugly chicks have the advantage but the fat ones still can't hide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • 2:00 am... future whale

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:25pm
  • attention fats....hahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • LMAO Most of the skinny chicks in High School get fat or hooked on crack. . . . Look at her mom before you date the next one . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 2:15 is fat. I bet you cry when you have to buy a size 6 from "certain stores"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:18pm
  • i like when guys gain the weight and their stomach covers their dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I betcha that twerp from Twilight thinks this about his gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:24pm
  • midgets scare the fuck out of me, for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:01pm
  • 3:11pm I'm not making fun of anyone you silly cunt. I just thought I'd throw out some actual info for you people arguing about this nonsense. And the average size for a 20-24 year old woman is not 12. Stop fooling yourself into thinking your size is average.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 12:29 #3 lol sooo trueee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:32pm
  • thats ok 2:35 we dont want to touch you.....your sister is way hotter!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Every bodys preception is different... most of american culture views thin as ideal image but at one point in history (europesn) fat was desireable ... having extra weight meant that you could afford to eat well... if you were thin people thaought you were a peasant that couldnt afford a meal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:47pm
  • lol at all these 'if he can't look past her fat, he doesn't really love her. PIG!!!' i guess i'm a pig because i admit i'm attracted to a certain body type instead of repressing it for some imaginary romantic ideal. i'm glad you live in a fairy tale, but many of us don't. i don't let myself go and same goes for my gf. whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 4:24#2 has confirmed his pussyness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Did you ever notice that after highschool there are only two ways for a woman to go: up or down. Some people I see years after highschool have either gotten better looking, or let themselves go. It's sad but true. And yes, I am a woman and it's not hard to stay in shape after high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:12pm
  • we have resorted to grammar correction.......this is the best argument ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:56pm
  • It's the war of skinny chicks vs. fat chicks: skinny girl, " look at me, I'm a size 0, I take care of my body and boys love me" fat girl, " you're a board with a 10 yr old boy's body, look at my curves (aka, fat rolls)" personally, I think the fats chick would win if they just sat on the skinny chicks. or we could all just get along lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:45am
  • attention all fats you still all suck so so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:12pm
  • ok 3:13 try to keep up. the point was if you're going to start siting "average" as a reason not to mock someone, apply that logic across the board. or better yet, don't put people down because of their weight because you suffer from some other insecurity like bad teeth (which, btw, is far worse than being fat).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:17pm
  • 3:09 i would rather be a pig than a cow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 2:00/12:49 please eat something without vomitting, its not good for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:02pm
  • 1:34....says the fattie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • 2:00 for the record, whales are not hunted for ivory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • A size 2 should mean you're NOT a muffin top, actually. WTF, 1:49?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:52pm
  • 12:49 you sound like a douche. you'll die skinny and alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 5'4" is still on the shorter side though 3:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:04pm
  • keep it in the circus 2:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:55pm
  • hour glasses aren't fat 2:44 try fish bowl, thats a better referance fatty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:46pm
  • why thank you 1:58 (attention fats)...i'm glad we're on the same page you and i are already very successful people...i can tell ;) hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:01pm
  • but a six still isn't a fatass................i don't get it........................?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I ALWAYS pretend she didn't get fat when I am having sex with your girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:21pm
  • lol the point of them saying that wasn't to call you cocky. trust me, sweetie, wait til you're a little older. NOT saying you won't stay thin, so don't freak out..........but you might be say, like a 3, instead of 00. which is still thin, i don't know why you're so horrified with the idea lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Yes, because I'm sure you've OBSERVED this person and took them past EVERY person in the world to ask whether or not they were in that person's league. Riiiiiight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:47pm
  • and a classy one at that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:14pm
  • 3:51, 3:36 here. i'm not bitter, just honest. i would really rather be a good person and a decent human being, than be an ass. and perhaps you're bitter because 99% of the women you meet are way out of your fucking league.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 2:44/2:58, 5'4" isn't that short...it's a good height. I'm 6'0' and my girlfriend is 5'4" and fine as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 1:59pm#1 What?!? I think the fat from your ass may be encroaching on your brain. First, you can't sing toons but you can sing tunes. I don't even know where to start with your last sentence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Um 1:52 if you have a muffin top it means you are really a size six trying to still squeeze your fat ass back into that size 2 you wore in high school and all the fat is forced out the top looking like a muffin top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 1:44 this is 1:43. splitting hairs are we? go eat shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 12:36... i love you! a woman should have some meat! Tengo carne!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:09pm
  • I noted two things from the different posts on this thread: 1) People can't spell for shit 2) Several fat chicks posted on this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Why does everyone assume a size 'zero' means they're anorexic? I'm eighteen years old, five feet tall, 105 pounds, and a size 00 or 0. I'm just PETITE. Always have been. I have NO eating disorder!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Clubhouse in Dallas! let's go 6:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:12pm
  • An average height for white females, age 20-24 is 64-66 inches or 5'4"-5'6". Google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:07pm
  • lets hear it for the girls who were hot in HS and stayed hot or got hotter!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:56pm
  • I donno why people keep putting their sizes and that they are thin....wooo, good for you! Nobody cares! If my man put on weight I'd be out the door, i would expect him to do the same! All of you who are saying you wouldn't are LIARS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • 6:12 im there, I will be the fat guy throwing quarters at the dancers, I hope you show up before they kick me out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:17pm
  • which reminds me.. totally bought a midget lap dance for my friend not too long ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 4:27 you have no idea what you're talking about. it's simpler for you, i know, to say that i must be fat and ugly to be a good person. that justifies your existance. but unfortunately for you, i am not fat, ugly, stupid, judgemental of others, or ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 4:26pm Look at you you stupid bitch. Agreeing with me (3:53) while going postal. You truly are an idiot. haha. And the only reason I called you a fool was because you called me one for some reason just cause you were proven wrong. You gave some idiot info, live with your idiocy, don't whine about people pointing it out to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Well, 3:07, I'm white, and I'm the 5'4" of the discussion, so it's all good, hun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:12pm
  • For the person that said you can't fix your hieght its called H.G.H

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:34pm
  • at 3:07 - so 5'4 to 5'6 is average and i'm guessing you're implying that it shouldn't be mocked because if falls into "average" ranges, but size 12 is also average and you all have no issue making fun of anyone bigger than a size 1? Yeah.... that makes sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 2:02 - i just had dumpling w/brown rice =) what did you have? thanks for caring tho...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Am I the only chick who has gotten super hot after high school instead of fat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:25pm
    • I know a LOT of girls who did that. And just as many who went the OTHER way...

      Submitted by Fyrdraca on Feb 6, 11 at 10:15pm
  • 5:48, it's a little late in the game....the conversation has already moved to height and midgets and the like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Breaking up with a fat high school girl isn't the worse thing in the world. Admitting you still like smacking cheeks with her despite her desire to consume endless boxes of little debbies is a problem. Get out while your ahead, worst case scenerio is that she loses the weight and makes you look stupid for being a dime piece again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Tell her to get on top she'll burn more calories that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:22pm
    • downside is you'll be crushed flatter than if a steam roller dropped 50 stories onto your face

      Submitted by sbaabs9 on May 30, 11 at 1:18pm
  • My high school gf got fat. That's why I'm fucking her best friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:13pm
  • i'll bet half of the guys on here talking about their woman getting fat and how they wouldn't stand for it have gotten fatter than shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:43pm
  • FUCK OFF WHOEVER SAID WII TENNIS IS NOT A WORKOUT!!!!!! you should see the sweat between my big fat ass cheeks when I finish bowling. i havent been able to finish a tennis match yet..... ps oprah says acai berries work wonders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:31pm
  • 1:45 #1 i'm 1:38 & your ex does sound crazy but your making a generalization

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:52pm
  • fuck inner beauty, thats what ugly people talk about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 503, no only the people who are being serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 4:39, you are obviously judgemental if you're going around telling people that 99% of a gender is out of their league. Hypocrite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 4:21. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! i was saying the point 3:53 brought up was valid. and admitting that "average size 12" for all women in america WOULDN'T really apply here. but 3:53 could've just pointed that out calmly. and not unloaded some serious rage on me. learn to be a little more perceptive before you go attacking me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:26pm
  • The guy I'm dating is fat, and I've seen pictures of him from before we met where he was less fat (and considerably more attractive). But no, when we have sex I don't imagine the skinnier version of him... I look him in the face. It's the guy I love, not some physical representation of him. And that is why the guy who wrote this text is a pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:09pm
  • 2:44, 2:06 here...I actually said size 1. I see you are feeling exceptionally fat today, and feel the need to make me fatter than I am by calling me a size 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Cliché’s never fell men are pigs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:16pm
  • hahahaha fantastic. I might be that chick..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:03am
  • why do u even care? apart from having to look at them, how do they affect you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:28am
  • actually about half the things you have said were judgemental 4:39, from the outside looking in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 3:11, you're dumb. Size 12 may be "average", but people can do things to change their weight and be healthier and more attractive, but people can't do something to change their height.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:13pm
  • fatacide....the ridding of fat people from the world. ready... set.... go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:44pm
  • i just thank my metabolism :) i loveeeeee food but still look great...thanks mom and dad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Fat people are so disgusting. Just leave her. That is, assuming you're not fat, or have gotten fatter as well, which, you probably have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 6:04 can we hang out??? i really want one of those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:10pm
  • if she puts glaze on your junk then shes proly fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:25pm
  • @3:21 i strive to be skinnier-than-average

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 2:35... doubtful. my deep throat skills are perfection. and they didn't get that way by fucking with children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 1:29 is a total c-rag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I can't help but wonder how many eating disorders have been spurned through debates on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:31pm
  • attention all fats, immeadiately stop eating and start throwing up. or prepare to be harpooned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:55pm
  • SIZE 12 IS NOT THE AVERAGE FOR WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING OMFG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Scarlett Johanssen is a size 6 and she is def. not fat. I think it just depends on how tall you are/ your ass/tits etc. But seriously why is this on tfln?! The text was hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Only good thing about fat people is this. No matter how bad my day gets, I can always look to the brightside of thank god I'm not fat. Thanks fat fucks, heres to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:34pm
  • To girls that are offended by this text, look long and hard at your old high school pics and then look in the mirror, i think you will realize it's time to hit the gym......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 228 is proof that there are women out there who cant even get the most desperate man to fuck them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:32pm
  • actually im an 11, 1:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • if my boyfriend had to pretend i was as skinny as i was in high school while having sex with me..well, i would want to be dumped. i'd have more dignity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:10pm
  • I don't think it is possible for a person who has sex on regular basis to get fat.... unless they are sick or pregnant. ... or they have lame sex ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:07pm
  • it's not so much judgemental as observational

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:44pm
  • actually, 3:15, you are the silly cunt. nobody said the average size for 20-24 year olds is 12....it's the average size for any woman in america.....pay attention, fool :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 1:50 hahahahahahahah wow awesome love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Fat girls are the way to go. More junk in the trunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:35pm
  • on top is the way to go!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:23pm
  • ok everyone who has posted here is now required to post pictures of themselves for verification that they themselves are not fat and/or hideous. a separate site will be created just for this purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Fatties must have gone on a snack break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 4:57pm 3:53/4:33 here Awwww, still upset at your lack of intelligence sweetheart. You got anymore gems of info we can throw back in your face while you still claim to be smarter? Just do yourself a favor and leave the thread love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:02pm
  • dear 4:51, please look up the word observation, as what you are saying you observed, is NOT an observation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:53pm
  • im fuckin crying im laughing so hard....this shit is unbelievably funny, and i love the midgets, fat people, overly tall people, lepers, quadripalegics...what else is there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:45pm
  • are we supposed to be impressed with your expansive vocabulary, 1:48?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:55pm
  • that's ok, she's trying to pretend you're a guy with a bigger dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • If she ain't 280 then she aint a lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:23pm
  • That's not a hardass. It's a pussy in big boy shoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:23pm
  • 3:02 is that good or bad? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:02pm
  • since she used to be a size 2 duh!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:59pm
  • bro, just break up with her and pick up a girl in college. seriously. i dumped my hs g/f. she was a bimbo to begin with, but she used to be hot. then she got fat, and the rest his history. and to the girls who think i'm an asshole for doing that, don't act like you don't have to be attracted to who you're dating, because you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I fkn love this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:37am
  • shit... i got fat after high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:14pm
  • i want to talk about deaf chicks again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • FINALLY SOMEONE UNLEASHES THE POWER THAT IS CAPS LOCK!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:38pm
  • it's obvious that 4:26 is the biggest idiot on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:35pm
  • no, i'm actually not. but thanks for asking, you tactless asshole. i think it's a valid point. what i was trying to say is 3:53 could simply point that out, and not go all "unresolved anger issues" on me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:14pm
  • 3:17, you seem outnumbered. As 3:11 said, the average weight for the age group of the girl this whole thing started around is NOT a size 12 as you have repetively stated to be the average. Quit being jealous of her size 1 and do something about your own body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • disgussing or discussing???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Fun size people, or as I like to call them, "toy humans" are awesome, be nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • i knew a guy that gave a pic to his trainer and told him to make his gf look like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Remember if she ain't 280 then she ain't a lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:20pm
  • LOL 2:02! i kinda get where she was going with that, but she failed on delivery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • fell or fail??? and I believe we are disgussing women whom are pigs in this one, not men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 2:46 fuck off. 2:44 is right. the short girls that aren't fat yet will be when they get older, cause the weight they will inevitably put on has no place to go. yayyyy for being taller!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:54pm
  • i don't understand. my mom said big was beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 1:54: while i agree us girls shouldn't try to squeeze into clothes that are too small, since when would a size six girl be classified as a fatass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 12:41 was dumped for this reason and is trying to justify being a fattie, and now she is all bitter....EAT THE PAIN AWAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:51pm
  • retarded, deaf, quadriplegic midgets........go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:00pm
  • :) clever 5:31. i like your style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:32pm
  • this has been the highlight of my work today, thanks dudes and dudets....and thanks to the fat assess in the world that made this possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:05pm
  • This text is proof that men should be ignored. We don't need them. There are dildos for sex and sperm banks for babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:28pm
  • IM FAT, YOUR FAT, LETS ALL GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:20pm
  • just because you wear a size 2 doesn't mean it fits muffin top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 1:45 #3- Lmao. Fight Club reference. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • you sound like my ex 1:38, and she was fuckin nuts...like spray-paint-your-driveway-and-throw-a-rock-through-your-window nuts....she said that same shit all the time, how love was all about personality, and her personality is what will drive any halfway sane guy from her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Dude why does everyone take this site so seriously and make a big issue out of every single text people post? Yes most of them are inappropriate, rude, crass, etc..... but quite frankly they're hilarious so chill the fuck out and just have a good laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 12:49 is fat as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:41pm
  • 4:27 was in reference to 4:21 #1. Needed to clarify, as there are many 4:21's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:30pm
  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop it stingsssssssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:25pm
  • haha true, i want so fatty soap. why dont you do something for once you lazy fats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Who thinks about when they are 70, this text was about 2 people in high school??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:37pm
  • if you love them you can look past it, if you arent attracted to them and realise it then move on cos even if you did love them, you dont anymore. Easier said than done though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:24pm
  • we're all self conscious assholes that need to build up our shitty lives in any way that we can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:02pm
  • so whats an average height for black females?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 1st 2:06..........YOU might think size 6 is fat because you are exceptionally skinny. MY POINT WAS that a size 6 is relatively still thin when the average size in america is a size 12....you can weigh just 120 lbs and easily be a size 6.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:10pm
  • haha beat me to it 12:18 #1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:20pm
  • I think it's time to move on, champ. There are lots of whales in the sea.

    Submitted by Fyrdraca on Feb 6, 11 at 10:17pm
  • 5:30, I love your Mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:31pm
  • what what in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:36pm
  • such a hardass, 4:15!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:21pm
  • people who suck: fat people, midgets, overly tall people, leppers for those witty people whoa re about to respond with 4:15, and you...fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:15pm
  • 2:00, I hope you develop a thyroid problem. And no, I'm not a fatty, you're just nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Or 1:29 is the most honest person on the site??? 1:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 1:38 you muffin top out at a size 2?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • i'm 1:34 & i top out at in a size 2 but i do believe initially you have to be attracted to the person you are with but after you are with them for so long love should out weigh lust

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Hate fat girlz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:58am
  • Please learn to spell, 4:55.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:56pm
  • quadriplegics are where its at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 6 2:36 the answer is 6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 120 pounds shouldn't be a size 6 unless it's all in the gut and you have no boobies. In which case, you should just work out, get rid of the gut, and be a size 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:12pm
  • 12:18 #2 he's technically not picturing someone else, he's picturing his gf, just less fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:22pm
  • so no one cares about your weight anymore....where the fuck are the interesting people talking about the midgets again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:54pm
  • God, I am so happy I'm not fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:57am
  • Why are we still talking about fatties? Everyone knows they're gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:52pm
  • this is 4:26. how does the ability to admit my statement was made in error make me the biggest idiot on here? actually, it takes an intelligent, civilized person to do that. which is more than what can be said for 3:53/4:33, 4:35, and a ton of you other fucks on here!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:57pm
  • all fat jokes aside, fuck this person's "friend" who sent this text. dudes shouldn't let their friends talk about their girl. and, if they do, they are children who don't deserve to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:31pm
  • im fat and i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:43pm
  • looks are about lust.... love is what matters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I'm so using this one when I get the chance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:31am
  • wow, this started some major arguments, everyone needs to realize this is a funny text, period... some people like fatties, some like twiggys, to each his own!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:45am
  • 437 likes dick in his mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:39pm
  • i have a feeling that would look like a chihuahua humping a body pillow 4:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 5'4 is practically olsen twin height

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:02pm
  • 2:18 keep thinking that. i have a 25 inch waist to go with those hips...but go ahead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Size 6 is fat...I'd be upset if I was that big, but I'm 22 years old, 5'4" and wear a size 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Size 4!? Fat ass. Where are all the 0s?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:24pm
  • ok 3:15 - 3:11 here. i'm 5'9, size 4. i will still defend people that don't deserve to be mocked by a vaginal wart such as yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 2:58, I'll spare the kittens for you.. But you can bet that an infant will be stomped on somewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:04pm
  • arguing on tfln = no life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:57pm
  • WTF is going on? I don't even know what everyone is arguing about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:59am
  • lol thats pretty fuckin funny 6:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:01pm
  • attention all fats still digusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:17pm
  • yeahhhhhhhh wait woahhhh 3:07. when did we identify any race here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • true that 12:10 #2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • shut up 507 you lard ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I want to watch a midget fuck a really fat tall chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 2:54, please stomp on infants, as they are probably the product of fat parents. However, kittens are cute and innocent; please don't punch them :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:58pm
  • attention all fats... diet and excersice and get in shape. or keep eating so you can choke and diee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:51pm
  • I wonder how fat the dude texting this has gotten after high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:21pm
  • fatties are gross. either break up with her or tell her to lose some weight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:24pm
  • ok, but what is your definition of fat? in highschool i was really skinny and gained 10 pounds in college. if my boyfriend dumped me over a 10-20 lb weight gain then he's an ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I want to marry whoever sent this. so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:41pm
  • observation - the act of noting and recording something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:00pm
  • i fucked a deaf chick once, i couldn't stop laughing she sounded rediculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Ever be fucking someone and close your eyes and dream you're not in Jersey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:52pm
  • fat people run marathons?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:01pm
  • i stuck it in your moms pussy while wearing my big boy shoes, bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 2:00 #2, since when do whales have ivory? That's elephants, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Your Mom lied. She died of obesity, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:07pm
  • fat people are scum, there is not excuse for obesity besides possibly a health condition. put down the cheeseburger and go workout. and no, that doesn't mean play wii tennis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • fat people are so gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:55pm
  • That's a good suggestion. It might make me want to do it more often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 10:37am
  • Ha, sorry 7:03. Didn't realize the original conversation died out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 6:59 but what does that have to do with midgets?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:03pm
  • this whole column should honestly be deleted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:03pm
  • 1:34=fat & ugly stick that in your inner beauty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Her next boyfriend thanks you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:01pm
  • god...I have been there...AND l left her after I realized that she really was that fat not just the lighting anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:04pm
  • haha finaly, an honest woman in 1:29

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:31pm
  • hahahahahaha 12:15!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:34pm
  • thats what im sayin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:24pm
  • hahhahahahahahahahahaha...the "stomp on infants with golf spikes" line was the best thing on here by fay....bravo good sir, bravo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:03pm
  • i am a fat chick and i hate the way i look, but none of this offends me at all. you guys need to stop taking everything so seriously...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • not a LITERAL interpretation. a reasonable deduction based on statements made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:51pm
  • To the people saying a size six is fat, it depends on your height. I'm almost six feet tall and wear either a 4 or a 6. If you are 5 foot 4 then you may be a bit bigger in a six.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm
  • actually 137 #1 its about after high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 12:49 I hope you get hit by a bus. A big bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:53pm
  • My cat's breath smells like cat food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 4:01pm#1 The ave. size of the entire population is larger than the ave. size of the younger age group being discussed, which renders your little gem of info useless. Are you really too stupid to see that?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm
  • lifts. little people big world can talk to u about those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:14pm
  • fat people make me want to punch kittens and stomp on infants with golf spikes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 2am is a moron. she'll be a size 10 by the end of soph year. Metabolism has to slow at some point and 00s arent the type to work out. muscle would force her into a bigger size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:46am
  • 4:14pm You are indeed that stupid since you still feel it's a valid point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:21pm
  • orrrrr 2:12.........in my case, i sometimes have to wear a 6 because of my hips........and no, it's not fat, my hipbones protrude. my bone structure is such that i need a bigger size from certain stores because i don't have the narrow hips of a twelve year old boy. shoot me for being a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I'm 5 foot 2 and 165 so I know I got some fine black curves! I did gain about 10 pounds after high school a couple of years ago though. Oh and what girl would want to wear a size 00 or even a 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:18am
  • FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:24pm
  • you know those signs that say "slow children at play"? i think those are so mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:53pm
  • All the girls trying to brag about how skinny they are obviously don't have boyfriends and aren't getting any. So shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you. If my boyfriend got fat and didn't want or try to do anything about it, I would dump his ass and we've been together for three years. The reverse is true, too. And yes, we've actually had this conversation before. If you let yourself go, you deserve to get dumped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 2:07 my mom did not lie, that woman is a fucking saint! and no, she hasn't died yet - so just calm down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:12pm
  • chubbies give the best bj's. and they try hardest in bed... they got something to prove!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:55pm
  • god i love this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Screw fat or skinny. Muscle is key. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:42pm
  • EVERYONE has to try to stay in shape there is NO excuse to get fat, unless your preggo. fat ppl are gross in general.. they NEED to watch their health and their self esteem... and for the record i am skinny and always have been :) and intend to stay slim.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:49pm
  • This website is for kids. Go to college. Learn how to function in society.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • wow...i can tell just by this text that the people it's referring to are white. haha *smh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:18am
  • look! look he's all red.. like a little strawberry!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 2:06, 2:44 here. i'm not calling you fat... i'm calling you short which is something you can't do anything about. so go ahead and mock people for being heavy, just makes you a poor excuse for a human being.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:58pm
  • hahahaha no 1:43, i like to stay in shape, and make sure to make time for it...you got screwed over for a skinny girl, didnt you? its ok, you can tell us, we wont laugh at you...just mock you mercilessly and tell you how to change your life because you obviously suck at it...that last half is sarcasm, for stupid people out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:47pm
  • All you fat fucks should get lipo and make some top notch soap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • fatter than shit? is shit fat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:44pm
  • why do people on this site love to argue about fat people so much? it's really weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:47pm
  • the attention all fats thing was funny at first..........now, not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:20pm
  • hey 4:53 if you're going to call someone out on a definition, make sure you've looked it up first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:08pm
  • capitalization is overrated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • hey 4:12.. since you're a woman, allow me to rephrase: i'm not bitter, just honest. i would really rather be a good person and a decent human being, than be an ass. and perhaps you're bitter because 99% of the men you meet are way out of your fucking league

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:21pm
  • I just want to see how many of the fat asses from this thread could fit in an elevator before it plummeted to the ground floor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:36pm
  • what about the dudes who LIKE fat chicks? i'm a size 2 and ive been told im too skinny for some guys....perfect for most others tho :)))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • do you ever close your eyes and wish the guy you're having sex with isn't actually fat?...wtf? double standards, dude. I'm sure you're a high school football dropout with a beer gut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I think you should just meet each other half way....You stop publicly telling people that you think your gf has gotten fat, so they dont think you are a pig (even tho its the truth and you should not be criticized for making a simple observation)...and she, just like every girl who cares what guys think and say, should get the fuck in shape...because its really not impossible to drop some LBS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32pm
  • 11:52 #1 totally agree with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:03am
  • who is to decide whats fat and whats not? everyone has different taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I don't think that fatty RUNS in marathons. Maybe walks, then stops and asks for food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:02pm
  • hahahaha, omg she's talking shit about 5'4" and is only 4 inches taller with an extra 100 pounds lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:08pm
  • you can be impressed with my dick in your mouth 155

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:55pm
  • an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:12pm
  • The amazing race... Is that about white people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:51pm
  • this double bacon tripple cheeseburger is the bomb......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:26pm
  • attention fats learn from 156. see how good she feels about herself...theres incentive for you. GOOD JOB 156...i bet everyone wants to fuck you! lard asses, no one wants you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 12:56 has a damn point here people. skinny does not always equal pretty. she could be totally hit. and for the record i am a size 4 so shut up and don't call me fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Attraction is key. I can't put my dick in your personality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:52pm
  • its because she is 6'1" and insecure about being a giant that no normal man would want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:03pm
  • has that happen to you 5:25?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:28pm
  • that's funny 3:34, when i've had a bad day, the brightside to me is that i'm not like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:36pm
  • see.......women ruin everyting!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:31pm
  • thats awful! lmfaooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:12pm
  • 3:43pm Well if that's the case then you're taking into account all the older ladies who are obese which really fucks up the real average for younger more fit people. We're not even talking about all the women in america, we're talking about girls just out of high school, which makes you the fool. Dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • no, 3:34 ftw; 3:36 is a bitter bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:51pm
  • attention all fats if whale hunting were still legal, you would all be harpooned for your ivory and blubber. thank your lucky stars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:00pm
  • haha- nice job, 5:01/5:02. You're either trying to be funny, or you're total idiots. I would LOVE to see you all run 26.2 miles- I do it without stopping, walking, or asking for food. But, hey, you guys go ahead and sit around, making fun of random people on an anonymous board. It's definitely going to help keep you in shape, keep you hot, and give you more justification to attempt (unsuccessfully) to make someone else feel bad about herself. ~5:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • omg the attention all fats douche is back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • like i said, fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • @ 2:06 - you are 5'4 and a size 2... GOOD FOR YOU! Guess what? those of us that are a size 6 are usually not vertically challenged like you. Size 1's or 2's are for short girls that don't have curves. I'll keep my size 6 and hourglass shape anyday over your 12 year old boy shaped body!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I once got a lap dance from a stripper in a wheelchair, but really all she did was take me on a couple laps around the club

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:13pm
  • just be like " hey baby, im going for a run... care to join? try to help her lose weight . if she has no desire to take care of her body than leave her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:38pm
  • omg it's shifted from weight to height roflllllll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:05pm
  • lmao wtf. everyones overreacting. its a fucking text, and it was funny. dont take it personally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:17pm
  • id srsly love to see some fucking pictures of you all! im sure if that was the case we'd all be singing a different toon. i bet you have suck a tiny prick dont feelnad they can fix that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:59pm
  • I'm 5'4" and 105. Size 2. (: I can't imagine being fat. Seems like a lot of work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:47pm
  • People who drive Ferraris can master basic grammar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Fat girls are like Cadillac Escalades. They fit 8 grown men at once and are fun to ride every now and then, but at the end of the day you always go back to you're Ferrari.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:05pm
  • ok im a dude and im not into fat chicks BUT id take a hot fatter chick over a busted skinny chick any day. skinny girls think their weight is a get out of jail free card for their busted faces. FALSE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:56pm
  • i did the same as well, its not that hard to stay in shape.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Just graduated high school, and I am NOT going to let go of my size 00 figure. Nooo way. I've seen way too many of my sisters' friends gain the college weight. Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:00am
  • This is a dumb text. I won't say you're not shallow but if you're not happy be a fucking man and break up with her. You might try being honest with her and yourself for a change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:54pm
  • 3:11 speaks the truth. -2:06 (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:17pm
  • 3:20pm I haven't made fun of a single person in this entire thread. If you want to defend these people, try talking shit to the people who are being assholes and not the single person giving factual info as a reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:27pm
  • do you ever have sex with your boyfriend and pretend he didn't get fat while in college? I do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Back to the original text though, he should break up with her. She's obviously not what he's after and he should cut her loose so he can chase after woman more suited to his taste and she can find a man that respects her for who she is, as she is NOW. win-win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:03pm
  • I just want to own 1 midget.......is that so much to ask???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:03pm
  • How can you virtually OBSERVE if someone is out of 99% of the population's league? That person could be SUPER FUCKING hot and you have no idea, dumbass. What are you "watching"? How you perceive that someone acts means nothing. There are lots of assholes, and lots of morons, and people still flock to them. Gah, you're such a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • 5'4" or "Olsen twin" is good haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I think 228 is right. This site and the guys in my high school all say the same things. I wll NEVER have sex. I like being a virgin and don't want one of you people touching me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Please capitalize "I", 4:54.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:55pm
  • who put the little suspenders on it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 2:28 isn't there some laundry you should be doing? Maybe some dinner you should be cooking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 12:41... probably true. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:53pm
  • suddenly so quiet around here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 1:59 #1 are your fingers too fat for the keyboard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • fat chicks need love too. but they gotta pay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:41am
  • 3:36/4:06, nice try, but I'm a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:12pm
  • This heated debate is turning me on. Any sexy Texas men wanna fuck me? I won't tell my boyfriend. ;) I love toys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:11pm
  • i'll grant you that implying she was an ass might be construed as judgemental, i strongly disagree with her stance on this matter,and i stated my opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 3:08 who cares no one fucs nigs newey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • holy shit im a size 8/10 and most shops dont even fucking do 6, 4,or 2. im a fat fuck.... diet time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:39am
  • sounds like 1:29 doesn't even have a man to walk out on...cause it seems like she needs to get laid.....chill out, woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:37pm
  • MIDGETS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • i am 12:49, size Zero. i work in the fashion industry so enough said with that. to all the idiots hating on me i assume you're just upset that i spoke the truth, NO i wont be hit by a bus. i'll prob end up driving over you in my A6.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:00pm
  • lasso and ride those porkers YEEHAW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:03pm
  • if i ever get fat, ill kill myself. literally. probably go bungie jumping, so i break the cord.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 4:38 #1 has a good point. Lots of people put on some weight if their lifestyle changes- one would assume graduating high school/going to college would be a lifestyle change. Ask her to go for a run, a hike, or a quick game of one-on-one basketball. It shouldn't be so much about how much someone weighs, but more about how they present themselves and take care of themselves. (I'm a 24 year old marathon runner, before some idiot starts with the "you sound fat" business)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:00pm
  • wow. i detect some bitterness. lol i take solace in thinking that not everyone's life turns out that miserably.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:44pm
  • i agree with the 1st 5:25, which is why we should just go by the second 5:25's criteria!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Hahaha, I'm the "Olsen twin". Still here. I never talked about midgets, though! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:38pm
  • 1:47pm Thanks for the history lesson there cupcake but that shit has changed. Oh shit! Did I say cupcake......RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:50pm
  • OK 5:57. How do you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:00pm
  • what if the girlfriend was a midget and got fat after high school...would she get dumped? there should be some sort of curve to this grading system. she def gets bonus points for being a midget

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:42pm
  • You must be the OP's girlfriend then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:16pm
  • when your 70 & you & your spouse has both aged and are unactractive ... looks have failed you .... but true love will always be there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Ha pure awesomeness. Original text and bitter married guy. Less awesomeness: fatties tht used to be skinny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Fat girls deserve to be dumped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 2:54pm
  • If you were offended by this text, get on a treadmill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:27pm
  • fat chicks are like tricycles, they're fun to ride but you never want anyone to know you ride one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:30pm
  • i cant put my fist in your college degree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25am
  • u better be a 10 to talk like that 1:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:28pm
  • why would you attack midgets, they have access to the gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Ladies, go grab some Chunky Monkey and relax, these are jokes, meant to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • the south park episode about the motivational speaker who was a midget.. and cartman the fatass laughing at him. bahaha.. love it. sorry, watched it last night and couldn't resist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:24pm
  • if my woman ever gets fat, shell be leashed to the treadmill with a juicy steak tied in front of her. then ill eat the steak and give her a carrot. dont worry, ill let her rest for 20 mins, then we'll go again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Better than closing your eyes and picturing someone else!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:31am
  • My boyfriend got fat after high school. Like 50 pounds in 2 years. It sucks really bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:54pm
  • to 12:05 yes you do have to be attracted to the person your dating, but if attraction is the only thing that you had going for her then all you are is a lustfull pig... because if you actually loved her then you would have looked past her imperfections

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:09pm
  • thats a HUUUUUUGE BITCH!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43pm
  • if you have to picture someone else while having sex with your gf, its time to move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:18pm