i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar