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  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:03pm

    I mean, it really does look like that from above, especially when you're young...

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm

    the bible told me so

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:48pm

    You urinate through the urethra, a small opening near the bottom of the clitoris. The vaginal opening is just below that. Both are located below the clitoris, within the folds of the labia minora. The clitoris itself is a little bulb-like bit near the top of the labia majora, covered by it's own little hood called a prepuce. You neither urinate nor menstruate through the clitoris.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:28pm

    I had to explain to a friend once how girls don't pee out of their vaginas.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:11am

    LMFAO!!! O JEEZE! wow......

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:53pm

    well...im just gonna say i didnt know i had two holes in the vaginal region.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:59pm

    .......What, you dont?

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Lillyb on Apr 15, 10 at 9:55pm

    I think i just started crying from laughing so hard.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:45am

    wow i seriously just found this out now. lollll public school doesnt have sex ed classes. we cant afford them

    • 19 27
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 5:01pm

      We can totally afford them. It's just that the rich white parents who fund the programs for the school districts don't want their angels to know that a girl's no-no spot can make her go "Yes! YES!"

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:54pm

    and by two i meant three.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:00am

    oh god i did not know that. im 18....i honestly thought thats how it happened! oops

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:57am

    definitely conservative pensacola suburbia.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:56pm

    ok, anatomy does very person to person. for example, my urethra and clit are are so close you can even ask my GYN that i pretty much do urinate from my clit.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:22am

    Ok fine, you can pee from your vagina if you're a fucking freak... this is why incest is illegal..

    • 39 65
      Submitted by BlueMoonlight702 on Dec 23, 10 at 5:28am

      Actually, incest isn't illegal as long as you're both over the age of consent...just sayin.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:05am

    well it is attached, so kind of easy to think its just one thing

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:16pm

    hahaha as far as my sunday school teachers were concerned, sex didn't exist

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:26pm

    Whoever wrote this must be a Unitarian! Yay for sex ed in Sunday School!!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:43pm

    in sunday school they taught me that pooping means you have sinned!

  • 41 40
    Submitted by chaostition20 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:32pm

    This.\n\nHurray for conservative tight-ass communities. =/

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12pm

    Well maybe you guys should get your facts straight. It is possible to pee out your vagina and not urethra. I would no because i have this problem.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:06pm

    I thought that too... until I was like 8. Christ. Why does it take some people so long to explore themselves and figure this out on their own!?

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:58pm

    I'm just waiting for THAT person to be like "...... What, you don't?"

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:14am

    i had "family life" education in catholic school. i thought you peed out of there until i was in my mid-teens, when i finally stuck my hand down there while i was peeing and figured it out. at one point i even wondered if i was really born a guy with a tiny penis and they turned me into a girl to hide it.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:13am

    @9:26: Let's hear it for the UUs! I tried to explain to someone from work why my church's Sunday school had a sex ed program. They looked at me rather strangely!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:47pm

    3:10, wtf are you talking about? a tampon goes in your vagina, you pee from your urethra and your clit is above and seperate. i dont understand what "peeing from your clit" has to do with your tampon??

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:32pm

    why and how the hell would you know your sister thought that...

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:52pm

    one of my 17 year old guy friends asked me "sooo... girls have 3 holes right?"

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:41pm

    OP...You're sister must be a giant slut.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:08am

    are the people writing in here guys or wtf,...your urethra is practically part of your clit

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:13am

    @ July 13 4:24PM Thank you so much for that! I laughed hysterically. :]

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:57pm

    this reminds me of my friends little sister who thought the clit was in your boobs... kids say the darndest things...

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:34pm

    I had to explain to a 19 yr old guy that girls don't pee out of their butts. no joke.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:55pm

    She couldn't have had both and be an idiot?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:38pm

    why is there errorrr

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:08am

    YOU CAN PEE FROM YOUR VAGINA. I would know because I know for a fact that I do. Its called a fistula so stop saying its impossible.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:33pm

    Obviously neither. And Sunday school would never teach you about having a clit. That's where pleasure is felt.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:03pm

    no seriously...you don't?

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:24pm

    @ 2:55: It's deprived, not depraved. If she were sexually depraved she'd damn well know what her clit was for.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:11am

    3:10, so? I change my tampon every time I pee. I think it's gross otherwise.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:08pm

    Okay so alot of people on here are either idiots, or keeping the same "... what you don't?" joke going when its REALLY not that funny.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:31pm

    3:47 and 4:24 - thank you for giving me hope in mankind. Some people still implement their education.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:40am

    i totally didn't know there was two holes until i started wearing tampons and when i peed it actually came out

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:20pm

    just learned that this isn't true. like two months ago.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:10, I hope to hell your friend wasn't trying to shove tampons into her urethra. Ouch.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:20pm

    Never thought I would learn somethng on TFLN!! Interesting...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:16pm

    thank you for being a textbook 9:48

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:39pm

    pfft i never got sex ed but i'm not that stupid

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:21pm

    No seriously...where else would you pee out of?? I'm gonna go investigate brb

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:55pm

    AHAHAHAHA. God bless you sexually depraved people.

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:25am

    you learn something new everyday. wtf i feel retarded.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:21pm

    you mean, you sex ed wasn't part of your Sunday School?

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:20am

    12 48. i was in the same boat as you

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:10pm

    5:02 it doesn't matter, they have Jesus.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:02pm

    Poor poor thing. I became a very active explorer around age 13 so I would've figured it out even without sex ed. I find that even today many many years later there are women my age who have never actually looked at or touched themselves for fun down there. It's so sad. And they wonder why they're pleasure challenged.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:13pm

    one of my guy friends thought the exact same thing. he's 19 and been having sex for 3 years...it was scary

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:48am

    haha, up until i was 12 i thought there was just one hole where all of life happened..

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:05pm

    ok miss I pee from my vagina, you are probably one of very few who have it... and I don't know if I would talk about that... wow TMI

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:08pm

    ....this just turned my world upside down.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:58pm

    3:47, she probably thought you pee from your vagina, and took the tampon out so she could pee.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:20am

    Haha I'm a 19 y/o guy and I only recently figured this out...

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:10pm

    my best friend didn't realize that until we were 17 when i asked her why she had to chang her tampon every time she peed

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:54pm

    i was 21 when i figured it out. hahaha

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:54am

    My boyfriend thought we pee out of our vagina.. I had to explain to him that there's different holes for everything..

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    tallahassee representing right there. lol

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:42pm

    easy mistake to make... the clitoral hood covers the urethra which makes it seem like you're peeing from there.

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:57pm

    i actually thought that when i was younger haha

  • 29 65
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 16, 10 at 11:15am

    Just sad

  • 32 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:01pm

    Wow, I used to think that too... *hides*