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  • i love when people talk like yoda...im not kidding either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:24pm
  • I'm guessing only one of these tasks made it into the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I love non-traditional sentence structures. a fan of them, I am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:56pm
  • can beat that shitting and puking is a skill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 4.45 - its a very cleansing feelings :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:56pm
  • i have done that exact same thing. *friend finds me in the backyard of a random house in canada, pissing against a garage while puking* "man, what the fuck are you doing?" "multi-tasking..." being a girl, it was a very difficult procedure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:32am
  • How do you accurately place vomit and pee in the toilet at the same time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:43pm
  • thats nothin. diarrhea, vomitting, with a hint of pee, and praying to god you'll live long enough to crawl back into the bed. now thats multitasking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:47pm
  • hahaha done that before...both in the toilet too. win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:16pm
  • I did the same thing once... Not as great of an achievement as one would think...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Haha I have done this after I chugged Tequila. Not one of my more graceful moments. I was peeing while puking and I was outside so I didn't have to worry about getting it into a toilet. lol I actually did this twice that night, once standing up partially naked.. And I'm a girl. Yeah yeah classy I know. But like I said, it wasn't one of my more graceful moments!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07pm
  • ive done that its a great feeling. if you can get them both in the toilet its even better cause there's no mess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54pm
  • this is the text i gave them like three weeks ago, just rearranged, that they didnt post. wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:41pm
  • haha 4:24 be my friend. lol. thats like the best thing thats been said all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:26pm
  • I've done that before, not too fun. Good thing for the garbage can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01pm
  • um, who said this was a good night? sounds pretty shitty to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:23pm
  • i puke so hard that i pretty much pee myself a little everytime.....I puke alot.....but the good thing is im fucked up everytime i puke....its a great feeling lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:13pm
  • use the force did you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:59am
  • 4:36, yeah i've done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:34pm
  • if any of them did, 7:47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:05pm
  • i've definintely done this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:32am
  • 4:36 - word. and it's one I've mastered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Happens all the time when ur preg.

    Submitted by menda on Apr 9, 10 at 11:46pm