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  • 76 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:24pm

    i love when people talk like yoda...im not kidding either

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:47pm

    I'm guessing only one of these tasks made it into the toilet

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:56pm

    I love non-traditional sentence structures. a fan of them, I am.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:47pm

    thats nothin. diarrhea, vomitting, with a hint of pee, and praying to god you'll live long enough to crawl back into the bed. now thats multitasking.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:36pm

    can beat that shitting and puking is a skill

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:32am

    i have done that exact same thing. *friend finds me in the backyard of a random house in canada, pissing against a garage while puking* "man, what the fuck are you doing?" "multi-tasking..." being a girl, it was a very difficult procedure.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:26pm

    haha 4:24 be my friend. lol. thats like the best thing thats been said all day.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:16pm

    hahaha done that before...both in the toilet too. win!

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:56pm

    4.45 - its a very cleansing feelings :P

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54pm

    ive done that its a great feeling. if you can get them both in the toilet its even better cause there's no mess

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01pm

    I've done that before, not too fun. Good thing for the garbage can.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07pm

    Haha I have done this after I chugged Tequila. Not one of my more graceful moments. I was peeing while puking and I was outside so I didn't have to worry about getting it into a toilet. lol I actually did this twice that night, once standing up partially naked.. And I'm a girl. Yeah yeah classy I know. But like I said, it wasn't one of my more graceful moments!

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:43pm

    How do you accurately place vomit and pee in the toilet at the same time?

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:34pm

    4:36, yeah i've done that.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:41pm

    this is the text i gave them like three weeks ago, just rearranged, that they didnt post. wtf?

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:29pm

    I did the same thing once... Not as great of an achievement as one would think...

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:23pm

    um, who said this was a good night? sounds pretty shitty to me.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:32am

    i've definintely done this haha

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:13pm

    i puke so hard that i pretty much pee myself a little everytime.....I puke alot.....but the good thing is im fucked up everytime i puke....its a great feeling lol

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:05pm

    if any of them did, 7:47

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:45pm

    4:36 - word. and it's one I've mastered.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:59am

    use the force did you?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by menda on Apr 9, 10 at 11:46pm

    Happens all the time when ur preg.