cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Duck Duck Cougar?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry