On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I need to stop coming to work sober
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?