I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Puma? New term for 30-something hotties.
hahahahaha. i am the jailbait dream...but actually jailbait
Time to make the doughnuts...
that is what i got from it too, 8:21
30's- puma, 40's- cougar, 50's- jaguar...anything more than that is just wrong.
and btw, i want a bumper sticker that says this!
8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy!!!
I like both girls waaay younger than me and girls older than me. I don't give a fuck. They each have their own different things they bring to the table. The older broads don't care and just want to get fucked and they know how to do it. And the young ones these days are so eager to please they'll do anything.
5:04 - buy you a drink?
I'm in the 405 and I'm flattered but I'm happy with my male cougar. I realized today I was such a Lolita when I was underaged.
I often joke I am a man's jailbait dream. I look 16 but I'm old enough to be more than legal.
Don't worry love, someday you'll be a full-grown cougar. And then maybe a MILF.
Male cougars are called something awesome like "mougars"... might have to look it up.
I have decided that dudes are not male cougars, but mountain lions.
There is just no such phase. This is just a fugly 30-something txt.
am I the only one that read the text as a guy saying what he is preferring at the moment? Like I either like them really young or really old?
Male Cougar = Manther
that'll be me, I look easy 10 years younger than I actually am
8:53 here, yeah that was me, i fucked like 3 of your friends there too :)
I strive to be a cougar...
okay, a little far from me on the east coast, 917, but glad you're happy with your male cougar. how much older was he when you were underage? not especially into younger girls but I like the Lolita reference
if you are ugly or fat you aren't a cougar, you're just fat or ugly
2:51 you sound like my kinda gal
seriously...if girls want a bulimic fictional character and think he's hot because he's practically a human skeleton good for u...but leave those stupid thoughts to urself
omg are u that studly guy i had the most amazing sex with last night?
i think the text is saying that he is hooking up with jailbait girls and cougars at the same time. well not literally the same time.. but yea
This is me.
i'm in that awkward stage between jailbait and puma... is there a term for 20-something ladies?
i love cougars...and everyone should know cougars are not 29, 33, or maybe even 35, they're closer to 40 or moving close to 50. hell, they could be 55 and still look 47 and smoking.
5:04 - what's your area code? I'm 5:15
Agreed 2:54. I'm pretty sure the jailbait and cougar phases are the awkward ones.
8:53 id like to see it
my dick is 10.5 inches long
i'm 45 and have a 24 year old begging me to bang him after oral sex a few months ago.... now i ask you. who is in the win column here? hah (:D
2:54 I got some Valium... it'll be ok. Shhhhhhhhh
male cougars are called... males. wtf? every guy goes after girls half his age. there need not be a separate term for this!!
I posit that the average of jailbait and cougar is uneventfully aged woman.
She's jailbait because she is under eighteen and the older guys don't want her.
And shes a cougar because it looks "wrong" if she dates younger guys who are actually interested.
Bobcat - a cougar in training. You will achieve ultimate cougar status soon young grasshopper
18-45 is an awfuly long "awkward phase"... its called adulthood
Shall we switch to the non-fictional variety to get your gourds going?
Ey, this sentence is 4 the wanna-be who is actually analyze the txt! i dig you: cause jvst today i was thinkin'; d@mn, do i get wth the daughter [or] the mum's? my friend said, "knwin' you; you'll get wth both of them, hvin' argue [&] still screwin' around wth you"!
i have this on a shirt!
Why are people still talking about a fictional vampire? You all need to get out more.
hey 254 thats the funny part about the text, moron
bahahahaha 3:54 i love you
This is what we call a "panther".....
seriously that doesnt even make sense ...jailbait is under 18 and cougar is over 40. i hate that dumb people with their dumb txts get posted on the site and some ppl have absolutely hilarious txts and they won't post them!
@3:09 "fictional vampire"....are you implying that you believe vampires are real?
is this an age thing or a location thing?
9:45, I wouldn't criticize someone for being dumb... by using incorrect grammar. Tool.
have you not seen that man.. he's super fast, bites, and sparkles. could you imagine the sexx.
i just got goosebummbsss.
yeah i know 8:53 :D i was there it was soooo hott