I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Puma? New term for 30-something hotties.
hahahahaha. i am the jailbait dream...but actually jailbait
Time to make the doughnuts...
that is what i got from it too, 8:21
I'm in the 405 and I'm flattered but I'm happy with my male cougar. I realized today I was such a Lolita when I was underaged.
30's- puma, 40's- cougar, 50's- jaguar...anything more than that is just wrong.
and btw, i want a bumper sticker that says this!
8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy!!!
I like both girls waaay younger than me and girls older than me. I don't give a fuck. They each have their own different things they bring to the table. The older broads don't care and just want to get fucked and they know how to do it. And the young ones these days are so eager to please they'll do anything.
5:04 - buy you a drink?
Don't worry love, someday you'll be a full-grown cougar. And then maybe a MILF.
I have decided that dudes are not male cougars, but mountain lions.
am I the only one that read the text as a guy saying what he is preferring at the moment? Like I either like them really young or really old?
Male cougars are called something awesome like "mougars"... might have to look it up.
There is just no such phase. This is just a fugly 30-something txt.
I often joke I am a man's jailbait dream. I look 16 but I'm old enough to be more than legal.
2:51 you sound like my kinda gal
omg are u that studly guy i had the most amazing sex with last night?
okay, a little far from me on the east coast, 917, but glad you're happy with your male cougar. how much older was he when you were underage? not especially into younger girls but I like the Lolita reference
seriously...if girls want a bulimic fictional character and think he's hot because he's practically a human skeleton good for u...but leave those stupid thoughts to urself
Male Cougar = Manther
that'll be me, I look easy 10 years younger than I actually am
if you are ugly or fat you aren't a cougar, you're just fat or ugly
I strive to be a cougar...
i think the text is saying that he is hooking up with jailbait girls and cougars at the same time. well not literally the same time.. but yea
This is me.
8:53 here, yeah that was me, i fucked like 3 of your friends there too :)
i'm 45 and have a 24 year old begging me to bang him after oral sex a few months ago.... now i ask you. who is in the win column here? hah (:D
i'm in that awkward stage between jailbait and puma... is there a term for 20-something ladies?
my dick is 10.5 inches long
2:54 I got some Valium... it'll be ok. Shhhhhhhhh
5:04 - what's your area code? I'm 5:15
8:53 id like to see it
I posit that the average of jailbait and cougar is uneventfully aged woman.
i love cougars...and everyone should know cougars are not 29, 33, or maybe even 35, they're closer to 40 or moving close to 50. hell, they could be 55 and still look 47 and smoking.
Ey, this sentence is 4 the wanna-be who is actually analyze the txt! i dig you: cause jvst today i was thinkin'; d@mn, do i get wth the daughter [or] the mum's? my friend said, "knwin' you; you'll get wth both of them, hvin' argue [&] still screwin' around wth you"!
male cougars are called... males. wtf? every guy goes after girls half his age. there need not be a separate term for this!!
Shall we switch to the non-fictional variety to get your gourds going?
Agreed 2:54. I'm pretty sure the jailbait and cougar phases are the awkward ones.
i have this on a shirt!
She's jailbait because she is under eighteen and the older guys don't want her.
And shes a cougar because it looks "wrong" if she dates younger guys who are actually interested.
Why are people still talking about a fictional vampire? You all need to get out more.
Bobcat - a cougar in training. You will achieve ultimate cougar status soon young grasshopper
bahahahaha 3:54 i love you
18-45 is an awfuly long "awkward phase"... its called adulthood
seriously that doesnt even make sense ...jailbait is under 18 and cougar is over 40. i hate that dumb people with their dumb txts get posted on the site and some ppl have absolutely hilarious txts and they won't post them!
hey 254 thats the funny part about the text, moron
is this an age thing or a location thing?
9:45, I wouldn't criticize someone for being dumb... by using incorrect grammar. Tool.
This is what we call a "panther".....
@3:09 "fictional vampire"....are you implying that you believe vampires are real?
have you not seen that man.. he's super fast, bites, and sparkles. could you imagine the sexx.
i just got goosebummbsss.
yeah i know 8:53 :D i was there it was soooo hott