I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Puma? New term for 30-something hotties.
hahahahaha. i am the jailbait dream...but actually jailbait
5:04 - buy you a drink?
30's- puma, 40's- cougar, 50's- jaguar...anything more than that is just wrong.
and btw, i want a bumper sticker that says this!
Time to make the doughnuts...
I often joke I am a man's jailbait dream. I look 16 but I'm old enough to be more than legal.
that is what i got from it too, 8:21
Male cougars are called something awesome like "mougars"... might have to look it up.
Don't worry love, someday you'll be a full-grown cougar. And then maybe a MILF.
I have decided that dudes are not male cougars, but mountain lions.
Male Cougar = Manther
that'll be me, I look easy 10 years younger than I actually am
okay, a little far from me on the east coast, 917, but glad you're happy with your male cougar. how much older was he when you were underage? not especially into younger girls but I like the Lolita reference
if you are ugly or fat you aren't a cougar, you're just fat or ugly
I'm in the 405 and I'm flattered but I'm happy with my male cougar. I realized today I was such a Lolita when I was underaged.
i think the text is saying that he is hooking up with jailbait girls and cougars at the same time. well not literally the same time.. but yea
This is me.
seriously...if girls want a bulimic fictional character and think he's hot because he's practically a human skeleton good for u...but leave those stupid thoughts to urself
8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy!!!
I like both girls waaay younger than me and girls older than me. I don't give a fuck. They each have their own different things they bring to the table. The older broads don't care and just want to get fucked and they know how to do it. And the young ones these days are so eager to please they'll do anything.
There is just no such phase. This is just a fugly 30-something txt.
am I the only one that read the text as a guy saying what he is preferring at the moment? Like I either like them really young or really old?
i'm in that awkward stage between jailbait and puma... is there a term for 20-something ladies?
Agreed 2:54. I'm pretty sure the jailbait and cougar phases are the awkward ones.
5:04 - what's your area code? I'm 5:15
8:53 here, yeah that was me, i fucked like 3 of your friends there too :)
i'm 45 and have a 24 year old begging me to bang him after oral sex a few months ago.... now i ask you. who is in the win column here? hah (:D
omg are u that studly guy i had the most amazing sex with last night?
8:53 id like to see it
my dick is 10.5 inches long
I strive to be a cougar...
seriously that doesnt even make sense ...jailbait is under 18 and cougar is over 40. i hate that dumb people with their dumb txts get posted on the site and some ppl have absolutely hilarious txts and they won't post them!
2:51 you sound like my kinda gal
Ey, this sentence is 4 the wanna-be who is actually analyze the txt! i dig you: cause jvst today i was thinkin'; d@mn, do i get wth the daughter [or] the mum's? my friend said, "knwin' you; you'll get wth both of them, hvin' argue [&] still screwin' around wth you"!
i have this on a shirt!
18-45 is an awfuly long "awkward phase"... its called adulthood
bahahahaha 3:54 i love you
i love cougars...and everyone should know cougars are not 29, 33, or maybe even 35, they're closer to 40 or moving close to 50. hell, they could be 55 and still look 47 and smoking.
This is what we call a "panther".....
hey 254 thats the funny part about the text, moron
2:54 I got some Valium... it'll be ok. Shhhhhhhhh
@3:09 "fictional vampire"....are you implying that you believe vampires are real?
She's jailbait because she is under eighteen and the older guys don't want her.
And shes a cougar because it looks "wrong" if she dates younger guys who are actually interested.
Why are people still talking about a fictional vampire? You all need to get out more.
male cougars are called... males. wtf? every guy goes after girls half his age. there need not be a separate term for this!!
9:45, I wouldn't criticize someone for being dumb... by using incorrect grammar. Tool.
Bobcat - a cougar in training. You will achieve ultimate cougar status soon young grasshopper
I posit that the average of jailbait and cougar is uneventfully aged woman.
Shall we switch to the non-fictional variety to get your gourds going?
yeah i know 8:53 :D i was there it was soooo hott
is this an age thing or a location thing?
have you not seen that man.. he's super fast, bites, and sparkles. could you imagine the sexx.
i just got goosebummbsss.