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  • Brokeback

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 10, 10 at 12:25am
  • I was more concerned to learn about the number of people that seem to enjoy ass to mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Seems to me you wernt propared the second time haha:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:53am
  • i really dont understand why anyone would want to do anal. please explain to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:11am
  • ya rachael ray would be so proud with yet another use for EVOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:52pm
  • she will not get over it in the morning......thats when it hurts the most! you try taking a shit after a penis was in there...........that shit hurts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm
  • VIRGIN olive oil, how ironical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Someone already said so 2:51.. and they used the word 'ironical'. HAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:40am
  • It says "we" idiot, obviously wasn't a jerkoff sesh. Don't worry I'm sure you'll be lucky enough to get laid someday kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • that sounds like one sweeeeet jerkoff sesh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Olive oil a2m yummmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:02am
  • I thought it said salvia.... I couldn't imagine anal on that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Olive oil ain't no virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 3:41 That's exactly what I thought. I am not extremely disappointed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm
  • HELL YA, THE 410, that's for sure baltimore man.... hahahah. I absolutely love virgin olive oil... irony is amazing... Keep classy Baltimore :) ya'll know I love ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:11pm
  • The second time was a sneak attack finishing move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:33pm
  • that what the astro glide is for......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Nothing beats the good ol' "DRY SURPRIZE"!!! She'll be mad at first, but she'll get over it by the Morning!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:01pm
  • anybody else notice the irony of using extra virgin olive oil?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:51am
  • funny how all the guys selected "good night," and the girls "bad night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm
  • the second time explains why you only did it once...and try baby oil i find it works quite well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Beautiful.

    Submitted by Perversion on Mar 1, 12 at 6:08pm
  • hahah i love 4:12 #2's response.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm
  • WAY TO IMPROVISE. TROLLLLLLLL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:34am
  • Texts About Anal From Last Night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:49pm
  • saliva and brute force? Ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:20pm
  • don't start a war but i'm sayin it was anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:27pm
  • i was never aware so many people did anal until this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm
  • the texter is proudly reppin the 410: baltimore, hon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Olive oil = bad choice Terrible for the chick/guy/whoever is on bottom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm
  • KY natural feel. that's the good stuff. albeit i've never done it up the butt, just good old-fashioned P in the V.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:41am
  • you have much to learn 3:25 #2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:59pm
  • I (3:41) meant twice not once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:42pm
  • olive oil totally works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • thats what everyone is saying 3:28 except 3:14. Who's the idiot? I vote 3:14 and 3:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Sounds like two guys on Brokeback mountain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:28pm
  • the joys of fucking rachael ray. yumm-o!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:39pm
  • the 1st 3:14 is really stupid haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Well, Both methods can work for stuck jars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:15am
  • brute force? how'd she like that? this chick is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm
  • @3:14: no thanks, I already have a job. Anyway, BlackBerry handsets suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm
  • U all are idiots. the person is talking about anal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Sesh? God. That's as bad as totes. We need to make these abbreviated words used in regular conversation EXTINCT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm