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  • 33 12
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 10, 10 at 12:25am
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    Brokeback

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm
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    she will not get over it in the morning......thats when it hurts the most! you try taking a shit after a penis was in there...........that shit hurts!

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:53am
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    Seems to me you wernt propared the second time haha:)

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:44pm
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    I was more concerned to learn about the number of people that seem to enjoy ass to mouth

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:52pm
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    ya rachael ray would be so proud with yet another use for EVOO

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:41pm
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    I thought it said salvia.... I couldn't imagine anal on that shit.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:11am
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    i really dont understand why anyone would want to do anal. please explain to me.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:40am
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    Someone already said so 2:51.. and they used the word 'ironical'. HAHAHAHA

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:41pm
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    Olive oil ain't no virgin.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:23pm
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    VIRGIN olive oil, how ironical

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
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    It says "we" idiot, obviously wasn't a jerkoff sesh. Don't worry I'm sure you'll be lucky enough to get laid someday kid

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:23pm
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    that what the astro glide is for......

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:02am
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    Olive oil a2m yummmmm

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:01pm
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    Nothing beats the good ol' "DRY SURPRIZE"!!! She'll be mad at first, but she'll get over it by the Morning!

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:14pm
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    that sounds like one sweeeeet jerkoff sesh

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:49pm
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    Texts About Anal From Last Night

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm
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    3:41 That's exactly what I thought. I am not extremely disappointed.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:41pm
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    the second time explains why you only did it once...and try baby oil i find it works quite well

  • 22 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:11pm
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    HELL YA, THE 410, that's for sure baltimore man.... hahahah. I absolutely love virgin olive oil... irony is amazing... Keep classy Baltimore :) ya'll know I love ya!

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:59pm
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    the texter is proudly reppin the 410: baltimore, hon!

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:34am
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    WAY TO IMPROVISE. TROLLLLLLLL.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:41am
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    KY natural feel. that's the good stuff. albeit i've never done it up the butt, just good old-fashioned P in the V.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:12pm
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    i was never aware so many people did anal until this site.

  • 11 23
    Submitted by Perversion on Mar 1, 12 at 6:08pm
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    Beautiful.

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:59pm
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    you have much to learn 3:25 #2

  • 23 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:33pm
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    The second time was a sneak attack finishing move.

  • 20 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:51am
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    anybody else notice the irony of using extra virgin olive oil?

  • 21 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:37pm
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    thats what everyone is saying 3:28 except 3:14. Who's the idiot? I vote 3:14 and 3:28

  • 20 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:28pm
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    Sounds like two guys on Brokeback mountain.

  • 17 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:42pm
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    I (3:41) meant twice not once

  • 16 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:39pm
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    the joys of fucking rachael ray. yumm-o!

  • 19 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm
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    funny how all the guys selected "good night," and the girls "bad night"

  • 18 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm
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    hahah i love 4:12 #2's response.

  • 16 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:20pm
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    saliva and brute force? Ouch.

  • 17 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
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    olive oil totally works.

  • 17 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm
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    Olive oil = bad choice Terrible for the chick/guy/whoever is on bottom

  • 17 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:27pm
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    don't start a war but i'm sayin it was anal

  • 21 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm
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    @3:14: no thanks, I already have a job. Anyway, BlackBerry handsets suck.

  • 17 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:15am
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    Well, Both methods can work for stuck jars.

  • 15 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:21pm
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    the 1st 3:14 is really stupid haha

  • 12 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm
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    brute force? how'd she like that? this chick is awesome

  • 15 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm
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    Sesh? God. That's as bad as totes. We need to make these abbreviated words used in regular conversation EXTINCT.

  • 13 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:28pm
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    U all are idiots. the person is talking about anal!