he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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i love you too 1:45, want to get together and make a sandwhich?
it matches the peanut butter he rubs on his balls
Haha. That is so wrong on so many levels. But funny ass shit. Haha.
4:20..........helps build up pressure
meh. it might make giving head more interesting for you.
probably more a question of texture. who wants tiny little strawberry seeds lodged in their peeholeÉ
baby, ya gotta butter his jelly
hope you like grape...
if he offers to switch flavors for you...it's love.
I wonder why he has a flavor preference...but it's probably best that I don't know why.
Okay, I can understand the sensation when it's all liquidy, but after about a half a second of air when it gets all sticky? Eew.
Or is it because when you smear it on, it looks like blood?
HAHA PB on the balls...hope he doesn't have a dog.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
seriously what is wrong with strawberry???
back away, back away slowwwly
LOL Pie balls... fucking awesome.
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
but wut happens after he rubs it on? he jacks off with grape jelly on his hands??? instead of lotion? or lube? does he then squirt it on toast?
All I can think of is "Juno" where she's at the clinic and the receptionist is telling her about her boyfriend's junk tasting like pie. Hahaha, pie balls.
I doubt this is fake. People have weird fetishes.
We all have our fetishes; I don't hate...but I
Would much prefer to lick off strawberry or
Raspberry...really anything with the word berry
This explains alot now. I'm calling a house meeting with the roomies when I get home.
If he can lick it off himself ask if you can watch.