I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.