We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.