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  • get an abortion... that kid is obviously fucked from the start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Please for the sake of humanity throw yourself down the stairs after paying for the DUI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:50am
  • don't fall for it. the dui will be a lot less costly in the long run. just spend some time in jail, he'll probably be happy to have some time away from you anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:54pm
  • there should be a 'bad life' option

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Coat hangers are generally free. Problem(s) solved, bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:48pm
  • soooo pathetic!!!!! this girl should never procreate!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:49pm
  • abortions can be done for free, give her a swift kick in the gut and go pay your ticket, good to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:24pm
  • tasteless joke. funny...but tasteless haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Damn. Stuck like chuck either way. Jail or a screaming, shitting, puking kid. Same difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Probably got pregnant by Jeff Brenchley aka hot sauce. He shoulda been aborted.

    Submitted by OneHottMess on Apr 2, 10 at 3:05am
  • sounds like some real class acts..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:45pm
  • A DUI won't last near as long as a child. I realize you're prioritizing. But you did it wrong. Children always come first! ;)

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 17, 11 at 8:16pm
  • i think the two kinda go hand in hand. drunken nights lead to pregnancies and dui's. who hasn't had one or the other? or both?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:28pm
  • sometimes this website makes me depressed about the state of humanity, but i can't stop reading it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Three words: snip and tie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Gotta prioritize. Now you have to tend to another human for at least 18 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:50pm
  • i'd for sure take a DUI over a child any day!!! sucker!!! you just got owned! bitch wants you to keep the baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Im assuming this is a girl telling her boyfriend to use the money he was saving for her to get an abortion on his DUI instead .... Winners!

    Submitted by Ilovepudding2 on Jan 28, 11 at 12:17am
  • tell your friend to share the booze so you can have a cheap abortion. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:26am
  • Nine months later the baby is born! lol poor kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Do a 2-for-1 late term abortion on yourself. That way you won't kill anyone else when you're being a stupid motherfucker and driving drunk. And for the love of whatever you consider holy, do NOT reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:21pm
  • ew...what wastes of life these 2 people are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:46pm
  • As long as you keep drinking heavily you'll most likely just miscarry naturally anyway. Also, fall down some stairs, that helps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Heh. DUI averted! Abortion money safe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:48pm
  • If its a joke, it sucks. If its true then they suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:47pm
  • If your choice is DUI costs or an abortion, you gotta choose an abortion. That's an easy choice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • ever think the abortion money was some "just in case" money? and they're not actually pregnant? also, not everyone who gets a DUI is drunk and killing people. .08 is a few drinks. if u cant drive after a few drinks youre a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm
  • I agree with 2:52. A friend of mine has a savings account that they jokingly call the abortion fund.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Stay classy Delaware

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:56pm
  • imo kill yourself and save us all the hassle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Wow. Some people have all the luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:52am
  • Holy fuck that's sloppy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:41pm
  • 4:57, I need you to be my investment advisor! Hahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:50pm
  • bad night? more like bad life. who lets themselves get to such a point?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 3:19, exactly what I was going to say... just prevent pregnancy or DUI and kill yourself now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:43pm
  • too bad drunk ass didn't crash instead. free abortion!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • yay for me moving from delaware... i probably know this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Wow that's pathetic... and that's really all that can be said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:00am
  • I wish there was a terrible awful night button to click

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Enjoy your future STD. Also, do the world a favor and rip out your uterus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:52am
  • Way to go Delaware. I would expect this from NJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Abort! Abort! Abort!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:46am