I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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get an abortion... that kid is obviously fucked from the start.
Please for the sake of humanity throw yourself down the stairs after paying for the DUI.
don't fall for it. the dui will be a lot less costly in the long run. just spend some time in jail, he'll probably be happy to have some time away from you anyway.
there should be a 'bad life' option
Coat hangers are generally free. Problem(s) solved, bitches!
abortions can be done for free, give her a swift kick in the gut and go pay your ticket, good to go!
tasteless joke. funny...but tasteless haha
Damn. Stuck like chuck either way. Jail or a screaming, shitting, puking kid. Same difference.
soooo pathetic!!!!! this girl should never procreate!!!!
Probably got pregnant by Jeff Brenchley aka hot sauce. He shoulda been aborted.
A DUI won't last near as long as a child. I realize you're prioritizing. But you did it wrong. Children always come first! ;)
sounds like some real class acts..
sometimes this website makes me depressed about the state of humanity, but i can't stop reading it.
i think the two kinda go hand in hand. drunken nights lead to pregnancies and dui's. who hasn't had one or the other? or both?
Gotta prioritize. Now you have to tend to another human for at least 18 years.
Do a 2-for-1 late term abortion on yourself. That way you won't kill anyone else when you're being a stupid motherfucker and driving drunk. And for the love of whatever you consider holy, do NOT reproduce.
tell your friend to share the booze so you can have a cheap abortion. :)
Three words: snip and tie.
i'd for sure take a DUI over a child any day!!! sucker!!! you just got owned! bitch wants you to keep the baby!
Im assuming this is a girl telling her boyfriend to use the money he was saving for her to get an abortion on his DUI instead .... Winners!
Nine months later the baby is born! lol poor kid
If your choice is DUI costs or an abortion, you gotta choose an abortion.
That's an easy choice.
As long as you keep drinking heavily you'll most likely just miscarry naturally anyway. Also, fall down some stairs, that helps.
If its a joke, it sucks.
If its true then they suck.
I agree with 2:52. A friend of mine has a savings account that they jokingly call the abortion fund.
ever think the abortion money was some "just in case" money? and they're not actually pregnant?
also, not everyone who gets a DUI is drunk and killing people. .08 is a few drinks. if u cant drive after a few drinks youre a pussy
ew...what wastes of life these 2 people are
Stay classy Delaware
Heh. DUI averted! Abortion money safe!
Holy fuck that's sloppy
imo kill yourself and save us all the hassle
Wow. Some people have all the luck.
4:57, I need you to be my investment advisor! Hahahahaha!
bad night? more like bad life.
who lets themselves get to such a point?
3:19, exactly what I was going to say... just prevent pregnancy or DUI and kill yourself now.
yay for me moving from delaware... i probably know this person.
Wow that's pathetic... and that's really all that can be said.
too bad drunk ass didn't crash instead. free abortion!
I wish there was a terrible awful night button to click
Enjoy your future STD. Also, do the world a favor and rip out your uterus.
Way to go Delaware. I would expect this from NJ
Abort! Abort! Abort!