how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i think i have two assholes
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry