the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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2:36 im gonna shove bacon in your pussy, double dip it in your ass, then make u eat that shit
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would you though? would you really wanna see that? you wanna sit there and watch what sounds like two hicks fuck? really? i wouldn't. probably fat and disgusting...then watching they're nasty sweaty bodies lay there after. no thanks
4:26 i like your style
If he was buying some Cognac I would better understand.
"Gotta have that yak when I'm about to break your back!"
bacon and beer, god loves us
maybe it was the bouquet and the bud for the makeup sex and then the bacon for the morning sex the next day. breakfast of champions. I wish I was the girl he had pissed off haha
was this at wal mart in Louisiana cause that's how they makeup down there
AHAHA SASKIA VAN DER NORDAA?!?
i live in dc and there are def plenty of hicks in northern va...northern va isn't JUST alexandria, arlington, roslyn...it def covers plenty of farm country too...u fucking dipshit
HAHAHAHA @ 2:35. I've been wondering what that kids deal is....
First Mother BITCHES!!!
3:35, what DOESN'T a pound of bacon have to do with makeup sex?
sorry to ruin the fun guys, but i kept my 703 number when i moved. this happened in orange county 714 wut WUT
id get back together with a dude in a heartbeat if he brought me bacon, fuck the flowers.
Hmm Virginia. How am I not surprised?
minus the bacon, and id be one happy bitch
Add a Kit Kat and I will do him all night!
wrong area code but i totally did that about 2 weeks ago
2:30... epic fail you bitch
everything goes better with bacon
a pound of bacon? does that have anything to do with make up sex?
stupid. your dumb!
the bacons probably for the morning after... or they have vicious zoo animals to tend to
Sounds like a redneck anniversary to me
He probably is buying for the freak of a human in the Thermochromatic shirt.
Flowers in case it's a girl.
Bacon and beer in case it's a boy.
NoVa, aw yeah. Goddamn yankees.
northern virginia isnt hicks you dumbasses
get me a banana cognac bitch... AND SOME PHILLIE BLUNTS SON!!!
oh I thought saskia had a boyfriend
What is 250 and 239 from?!