why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\