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  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:29am

    Cuz we don't want to hear you talk when you're givin us head, girl.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:22pm

    cuz you're doing it right

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:58pm

    Not funny a waste of a text

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    BOTH 3:30 are twelve year old boys who've only been with the face drawn on the side of their hand.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:37pm

    Cause you use your mouth dumb whore.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    Umm Lets think... Because there's a dick in ur mouth duhhh

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:58pm

    chicago, stay classy ;)

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:53pm

    there is two 3:30's the second one i believe so, yes

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:00pm

    lol 3:22, biggest win!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:03am

    Didn't mothers tell their sons it's rude to talk with their mouths full?

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    you should've kept the dick in your mouth

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:38pm

    bitch the only reason you should be talking if after you were done and ur on the way to the kitchen to make him a sandwich

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:03am

    idk but six above you agrees

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:26pm

    nice one 9:35, well used pun.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    Because you're using your tongue for a better purpose. She doesn't really want to hear you talking.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:30pm

    caus theres a weiner in youre mouth

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    Wow your fucking dumb.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    this is fucking dumb. oral means using ur mouth and ur obvi using your mouth just in a different way. woww

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:25pm

    Your mouth is full.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    When she asked you to speak in tongues, it was just a lame euphemism.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:35pm

    Are you defending yourself as a cunning linguist, sir?

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    Because you have a dick in your mouth. Quit trying to be clever.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    Shut up and keep licking!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 28, 10 at 5:35am

    Best be joking.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    oh, and 3:30 (2)- if you can't spell, don't try to express yourself using a written form of the language you suck at. It makes you look dumb... and it really ruins any point you were trying to make

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:12pm

    "Ants in her pants" is moronic.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    oral means using ur mouth and obvi ur mouth is being used..this is just stupid as shit and not creative nor funny. wow

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    This is just retarded...

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:30pm

    well, if ur doing it right she should act like she has ants in her pants..(i hope not literally) if she doesnt, dont stop til she acts like she does....when that happens, definately DO NOT STOP! lol

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:17am

    If its called anal why is it soo hard to shit??dumbass ...Remove this it's not funny

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:23pm

    She's not fucking you for the conversation. Keep your head down.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:54pm

    "But if it doesn't have a bone, why is it called a boner?" Sorry op, its been done, and done better, before.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:29pm

    I am, actually. Thank you, 9:32.

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:13pm

    you must be mental..oral means using your mouth..obvi ur mouth is definitely being used when giving oral. wow