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  • Cuz we don't want to hear you talk when you're givin us head, girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:29am
  • BOTH 3:30 are twelve year old boys who've only been with the face drawn on the side of their hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Not funny a waste of a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:58pm
  • cuz you're doing it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Cause you use your mouth dumb whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:37pm
  • nice one 9:35, well used pun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:26pm
  • you should've kept the dick in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:43pm
  • chicago, stay classy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Didn't mothers tell their sons it's rude to talk with their mouths full?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:03am
  • idk but six above you agrees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:03am
  • Are you defending yourself as a cunning linguist, sir?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:35pm
  • this is fucking dumb. oral means using ur mouth and ur obvi using your mouth just in a different way. woww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Umm Lets think... Because there's a dick in ur mouth duhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46pm
  • there is two 3:30's the second one i believe so, yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:53pm
  • lol 3:22, biggest win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:00pm
  • caus theres a weiner in youre mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:30pm
  • bitch the only reason you should be talking if after you were done and ur on the way to the kitchen to make him a sandwich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:38pm
  • This is just retarded...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Your mouth is full.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Because you're using your tongue for a better purpose. She doesn't really want to hear you talking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:34pm
  • When she asked you to speak in tongues, it was just a lame euphemism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Wow your fucking dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Because you have a dick in your mouth. Quit trying to be clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:04pm
  • well, if ur doing it right she should act like she has ants in her pants..(i hope not literally) if she doesnt, dont stop til she acts like she does....when that happens, definately DO NOT STOP! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:30pm
  • oh, and 3:30 (2)- if you can't spell, don't try to express yourself using a written form of the language you suck at. It makes you look dumb... and it really ruins any point you were trying to make

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:20pm
  • "Ants in her pants" is moronic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:12pm
  • oral means using ur mouth and obvi ur mouth is being used..this is just stupid as shit and not creative nor funny. wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm
  • If its called anal why is it soo hard to shit??dumbass ...Remove this it's not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:17am
  • I am, actually. Thank you, 9:32.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Best be joking.

    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 28, 10 at 5:35am
  • "But if it doesn't have a bone, why is it called a boner?" Sorry op, its been done, and done better, before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Shut up and keep licking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm
  • She's not fucking you for the conversation. Keep your head down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:23pm
  • you must be mental..oral means using your mouth..obvi ur mouth is definitely being used when giving oral. wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:13pm