Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
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? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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whats a polygalesbian?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...