found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?