What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.