we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
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I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
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I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog