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  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:47am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:01pm

    9:03 is a virgin. And will stay that way for a very long time.

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:13pm

    The only way the sex was good is if the tipper was black because those colored folk never tip

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:51pm

    this was on mlia if u get both u totally win

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:46pm

    I left 20 dollars once we were at my house and I go to work at 4 am so I left cab money. She was confused till I told her what I intended

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    I wish I'd wake up to find 50 Cent in my bed...yum!

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:33pm

    lol I just did this....the change accidentally fell out of my jeans! not a tip you weirdos

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:18pm

    Yeah, he left a tip. Two rounds, plus a penny for doing such a good job.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    Your only a dollar away from a swisher. Score for you!

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:31pm

    hahaha 12:35, that's what I thought when I first read this too!

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:52am

    Lol ooooooo dats harsh

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:03pm

    51 cents she must have been pretty good I only leave a quarter to call someone to cum get the cum dumpster cause women are only good for fucking then dump them cause if you don't the bitch will want to talk about feelings and the only feeling i want is the feeling of my massive dick in her ass

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:35pm

    you know what you should do with those 51 cents?? make one of those novelty pennies that you can find at highway rest stops.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35am

    I'm a little teapot..... I leave a quarter

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:54pm

    this was on mlia if u get both u totally win

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:08am

    i wouldnt brag about a 51 cent tip.. maybe 51 dollars

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:12am

    Tfln is just getting ridiculous

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:27am

    he probably only gave you the tip of his dick before he realized what a skank you are. Pulled out and hit the road

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:55am

    thats a weak tip, you must be awful

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:00am

    for 51 cents you better pray that wasnt it.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:09pm

    you are now in the same boat as the person a few texts later who didnt know how to answer the "sex for money" question on the egg donor form.