I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
The only way the sex was good is if the tipper was black because those colored folk never tip
9:03 is a virgin. And will stay that way for a very long time.
this was on mlia if u get both u totally win
I wish I'd wake up to find 50 Cent in my bed...yum!
I left 20 dollars once we were at my house and I go to work at 4 am so I left cab money. She was confused till I told her what I intended
lol I just did this....the change accidentally fell out of my jeans! not a tip you weirdos
hahaha 12:35, that's what I thought when I first read this too!
Your only a dollar away from a swisher. Score for you!
Yeah, he left a tip. Two rounds, plus a penny for doing such a good job.
Lol ooooooo dats harsh
you know what you should do with those 51 cents?? make one of those novelty pennies that you can find at highway rest stops.
I'm a little teapot.....
I leave a quarter
i wouldnt brag about a 51 cent tip.. maybe 51 dollars
51 cents she must have been pretty good I only leave a quarter to call someone to cum get the cum dumpster cause women are only good for fucking then dump them cause if you don't the bitch will want to talk about feelings and the only feeling i want is the feeling of my massive dick in her ass
Tfln is just getting ridiculous
for 51 cents you better pray that wasnt it.
thats a weak tip, you must be awful
he probably only gave you the tip of his dick before he realized what a skank you are. Pulled out and hit the road
you are now in the same boat as the person a few texts later who didnt know how to answer the "sex for money" question on the egg donor form.