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  • dude i do this all the time NOT high

    Submitted by asphyxiation on Apr 14, 10 at 3:22am
  • My dads no a cell phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 1:47 I submit some funny shit. The other day I submitted one about my friend losing his boner while banging a chick, best part he did it twice in the same night. Yet they post this stupid shit and over look some really funny stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:59pm
  • All you people pissed off about the lack of funny texts on this site need to start submitting your own funny texts. Retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I'll show you a chicken patty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:13pm
  • I fail to see the problem...and will people please quit saying these pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:37pm
  • please tell me this works?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:00am
  • 2:32 thats a fake text so y would u submit it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Chicken Patty Wednesday?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:16pm
  • FIRST BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I'm severely disappointed in the lameness of this text. I submitted one 2 weeks ago that was a thousand times better than this, and never got posted. Mine was an actual text too! ' Let me know when they put a chicken patty in your vag, then it'll be a good candidate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Pretty sure I know this girl. Yes, I said girl. Doesn't suck as much now, does it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Is this a euphamism for sex????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I don't know how to cook, so that's what I ALWAYS do.. I just ate that about an hour ago honestly. :) tasty. I'm a girl to.

    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 17, 10 at 3:29am
  • Bread + Toaster = Toast. So Chicken + Toaster = ?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I would attempt this.. don't see what's so crazy about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:32pm
  • 1:11 fail at lifeeeee!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:55pm
  • 1:47 I'm pretty sure most of the people are mad because most of the texts are fake. Why would they submit their own fake texts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:54pm
  • East Coast White Unity is in NH... (Google it!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:21pm
  • it seems like a good idea, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:54am
  • 7:21 - so is the fucking Benedict cult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:31pm
  • New Hampshire represent!!!!! -squAk-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I have had way to many of these nights!!!! wake up and random shit is every where in the house! gotta love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:23am
  • chicken patties make me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:38pm
  • What is weird and/or funny about this?? Why is it on tfln?? Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42pm
  • i honestly see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It actually seems liek a sensible idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:27pm
  • In soviet russia the toaster puts the chicken in YOU!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:09pm
  • How is this ridiculous? I do this all the time, it's the easiest way to cook one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:24pm
  • wooo chicken patty wednesday!!! u can tell this person goes to keene state!! hahaha..makes sense to me fuckers :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:04am
  • You're a chicken patty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:09pm
  • You all still suck. Nothing on this site is funny anymore. Postsecret is by far the best website around<3 baha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Toasts like chicken?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I'll put PRETZELS in your toaster!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:28pm
  • First!! Also sounds like a great nite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm
  • This is so lame. Why did it get posted? It's probly not fake. I've tried to cook eggs in a toaster. Not a toaster oven either. Shame on u for submitting this and shame on tfln for posting it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:59pm
  • sounds like a perfectly fine idea to me. espesh if it was a toaster oven. LAME TFLN *thumbs down* you suck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Fucking makes me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:02pm
  • someone put a toaster in my chicken patty. . . .bastards!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:35pm
  • if it weren't for the grease this would prob work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Last Night Your Chicken went crazzy by smoke Weed all Day 24HR hahahahah lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:49am
  • This shit sucks, what would make someone want to submit this? I got a text last night that said, "hey what are you up to?" you don't see me submitting that shit just because it literally was a text from last night, do you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:32pm
  • these pretzles are making me drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:23pm
  • big deal. try it w/ pizza...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:58pm
  • ....this is by far the worst tfln there has ever been. I'm not exaggerating, I'm speaking the truth. Why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:22pm
  • This is pathetic. Why is it on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11pm
  • niceeeeeeeee sounds tasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:15pm