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  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42pm

    My dads no a cell phone

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:37pm

    I fail to see the problem...and will people please quit saying these pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:00am

    please tell me this works?

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:13pm

    I'll show you a chicken patty.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:16pm

    Chicken Patty Wednesday?

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11pm

    FIRST BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:47 I'm pretty sure most of the people are mad because most of the texts are fake. Why would they submit their own fake texts?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:04pm

    2:32 thats a fake text so y would u submit it

  • 48 53
    Submitted by asphyxiation on Apr 14, 10 at 3:22am

    dude i do this all the time NOT high

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:04am

    wooo chicken patty wednesday!!! u can tell this person goes to keene state!! hahaha..makes sense to me fuckers :)

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:21pm

    East Coast White Unity is in NH... (Google it!)

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:59pm

    1:47 I submit some funny shit. The other day I submitted one about my friend losing his boner while banging a chick, best part he did it twice in the same night. Yet they post this stupid shit and over look some really funny stuff.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 17, 10 at 3:29am

    I don't know how to cook, so that's what I ALWAYS do.. I just ate that about an hour ago honestly. :) tasty. I'm a girl to.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:43pm

    Bread + Toaster = Toast. So Chicken + Toaster = ?????

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:55pm

    1:11 fail at lifeeeee!!!!!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:42pm

    What is weird and/or funny about this?? Why is it on tfln?? Stupid.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:28pm

    I'll put PRETZELS in your toaster!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:09pm

    In soviet russia the toaster puts the chicken in YOU!!!!!!

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    New Hampshire represent!!!!! -squAk-

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:54am

    it seems like a good idea, actually.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42pm

    I'm severely disappointed in the lameness of this text. I submitted one 2 weeks ago that was a thousand times better than this, and never got posted. Mine was an actual text too! ' Let me know when they put a chicken patty in your vag, then it'll be a good candidate.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    How is this ridiculous? I do this all the time, it's the easiest way to cook one

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:38pm

    chicken patties make me thirsty

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:47pm

    All you people pissed off about the lack of funny texts on this site need to start submitting your own funny texts. Retards.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:22pm

    Pretty sure I know this girl. Yes, I said girl. Doesn't suck as much now, does it?

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:44pm

    Is this a euphamism for sex????

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:31pm

    7:21 - so is the fucking Benedict cult

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:23pm

    these pretzles are making me drunk

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:23am

    I have had way to many of these nights!!!! wake up and random shit is every where in the house! gotta love it!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:49am

    Last Night Your Chicken went crazzy by smoke Weed all Day 24HR hahahahah lol...

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:50pm

    You all still suck. Nothing on this site is funny anymore. Postsecret is by far the best website around<3 baha

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    Toasts like chicken?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:35pm

    someone put a toaster in my chicken patty. . . .bastards!!!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:02pm

    Fucking makes me thirsty

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    First!! Also sounds like a great nite.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:32pm

    I would attempt this.. don't see what's so crazy about it

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:04pm

    sounds like a perfectly fine idea to me. espesh if it was a toaster oven. LAME TFLN *thumbs down* you suck!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:09pm

    You're a chicken patty

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:22pm

    ....this is by far the worst tfln there has ever been. I'm not exaggerating, I'm speaking the truth. Why?

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:58pm

    big deal. try it w/ pizza...

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:32pm

    This shit sucks, what would make someone want to submit this? I got a text last night that said, "hey what are you up to?" you don't see me submitting that shit just because it literally was a text from last night, do you?

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:59pm

    This is so lame. Why did it get posted? It's probly not fake. I've tried to cook eggs in a toaster. Not a toaster oven either. Shame on u for submitting this and shame on tfln for posting it

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11pm

    This is pathetic. Why is it on here?

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:15pm

    niceeeeeeeee sounds tasty

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:27pm

    i honestly see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It actually seems liek a sensible idea.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    if it weren't for the grease this would prob work...