...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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dude i do this all the time NOT high
My dads no a cell phone
All you people pissed off about the lack of funny texts on this site need to start submitting your own funny texts. Retards.
1:47 I submit some funny shit. The other day I submitted one about my friend losing his boner while banging a chick, best part he did it twice in the same night. Yet they post this stupid shit and over look some really funny stuff.
I'll show you a chicken patty.
I fail to see the problem...and will people please quit saying these pretzels are making me thirsty
please tell me this works?
2:32 thats a fake text so y would u submit it
Chicken Patty Wednesday?
I'm severely disappointed in the lameness of this text. I submitted one 2 weeks ago that was a thousand times better than this, and never got posted. Mine was an actual text too!
Let me know when they put a chicken patty in your vag, then it'll be a good candidate.
Bread + Toaster = Toast. So Chicken + Toaster = ?????
I don't know how to cook, so that's what I ALWAYS do.. I just ate that about an hour ago honestly. :) tasty. I'm a girl to.
Is this a euphamism for sex????
Pretty sure I know this girl. Yes, I said girl. Doesn't suck as much now, does it?
East Coast White Unity is in NH... (Google it!)
it seems like a good idea, actually.
I have had way to many of these nights!!!! wake up and random shit is every where in the house! gotta love it!
I would attempt this.. don't see what's so crazy about it
1:11 fail at lifeeeee!!!!!
1:47 I'm pretty sure most of the people are mad because most of the texts are fake. Why would they submit their own fake texts?
7:21 - so is the fucking Benedict cult
In soviet russia the toaster puts the chicken in YOU!!!!!!
New Hampshire represent!!!!! -squAk-
wooo chicken patty wednesday!!! u can tell this person goes to keene state!! hahaha..makes sense to me fuckers :)
How is this ridiculous? I do this all the time, it's the easiest way to cook one
chicken patties make me thirsty
Toasts like chicken?
i honestly see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It actually seems liek a sensible idea.
You all still suck. Nothing on this site is funny anymore.
Postsecret is by far the best website around<3 baha
You're a chicken patty
What is weird and/or funny about this?? Why is it on tfln?? Stupid.
I'll put PRETZELS in your toaster!
sounds like a perfectly fine idea to me. espesh if it was a toaster oven. LAME TFLN *thumbs down* you suck!
This is so lame. Why did it get posted? It's probly not fake. I've tried to cook eggs in a toaster. Not a toaster oven either. Shame on u for submitting this and shame on tfln for posting it
someone put a toaster in my chicken patty. . . .bastards!!!
Fucking makes me thirsty
First!! Also sounds like a great nite.
Last Night Your Chicken went crazzy by smoke
Weed all Day 24HR hahahahah lol...
if it weren't for the grease this would prob work...
these pretzles are making me drunk
This shit sucks, what would make someone want to submit this? I got a text last night that said, "hey what are you up to?" you don't see me submitting that shit just because it literally was a text from last night, do you?
try it w/ pizza...
niceeeeeeeee sounds tasty
This is pathetic. Why is it on here?
....this is by far the worst tfln there has ever been. I'm not exaggerating, I'm speaking the truth. Why?