...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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dude i do this all the time NOT high
My dads no a cell phone
1:47 I submit some funny shit. The other day I submitted one about my friend losing his boner while banging a chick, best part he did it twice in the same night. Yet they post this stupid shit and over look some really funny stuff.
All you people pissed off about the lack of funny texts on this site need to start submitting your own funny texts. Retards.
I'm severely disappointed in the lameness of this text. I submitted one 2 weeks ago that was a thousand times better than this, and never got posted. Mine was an actual text too!
Let me know when they put a chicken patty in your vag, then it'll be a good candidate.
I'll show you a chicken patty.
please tell me this works?
I fail to see the problem...and will people please quit saying these pretzels are making me thirsty
I would attempt this.. don't see what's so crazy about it
2:32 thats a fake text so y would u submit it
Chicken Patty Wednesday?
Pretty sure I know this girl. Yes, I said girl. Doesn't suck as much now, does it?
I don't know how to cook, so that's what I ALWAYS do.. I just ate that about an hour ago honestly. :) tasty. I'm a girl to.
Bread + Toaster = Toast. So Chicken + Toaster = ?????
Is this a euphamism for sex????
wooo chicken patty wednesday!!! u can tell this person goes to keene state!! hahaha..makes sense to me fuckers :)
1:11 fail at lifeeeee!!!!!
1:47 I'm pretty sure most of the people are mad because most of the texts are fake. Why would they submit their own fake texts?
I have had way to many of these nights!!!! wake up and random shit is every where in the house! gotta love it!
it seems like a good idea, actually.
7:21 - so is the fucking Benedict cult
East Coast White Unity is in NH... (Google it!)
New Hampshire represent!!!!! -squAk-
What is weird and/or funny about this?? Why is it on tfln?? Stupid.
i honestly see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It actually seems liek a sensible idea.
chicken patties make me thirsty
How is this ridiculous? I do this all the time, it's the easiest way to cook one
In soviet russia the toaster puts the chicken in YOU!!!!!!
I'll put PRETZELS in your toaster!
First!! Also sounds like a great nite.
You're a chicken patty
You all still suck. Nothing on this site is funny anymore.
Postsecret is by far the best website around<3 baha
Toasts like chicken?
This is pathetic. Why is it on here?
if it weren't for the grease this would prob work...
sounds like a perfectly fine idea to me. espesh if it was a toaster oven. LAME TFLN *thumbs down* you suck!
This is so lame. Why did it get posted? It's probly not fake. I've tried to cook eggs in a toaster. Not a toaster oven either. Shame on u for submitting this and shame on tfln for posting it
Fucking makes me thirsty
someone put a toaster in my chicken patty. . . .bastards!!!
these pretzles are making me drunk
try it w/ pizza...
....this is by far the worst tfln there has ever been. I'm not exaggerating, I'm speaking the truth. Why?
Last Night Your Chicken went crazzy by smoke
Weed all Day 24HR hahahahah lol...
This shit sucks, what would make someone want to submit this? I got a text last night that said, "hey what are you up to?" you don't see me submitting that shit just because it literally was a text from last night, do you?
niceeeeeeeee sounds tasty