my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me