bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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bro... this is fucking bullshit
Way to quote 40 year old virgin (it was ass btw, not balls)
Is that considered a threesome? It's definitely illegal.
this totally happened to me the other day. forreall. haha
YouTube bob Seget "my dog licked my balls" dong, it's funny, as are the rest of his songs/comedy
1016, how the fuck wuld u knw tht? Giving oral to ur dog too?
been there, preeetty awkward
It says 'started licking'. Where does it say he let the dog keep on doing it? Go use your retard logic somewhere else you douche. IMO, hilarious text.
This would be funny if you didn't base it off of the 40 year old virgin
That wasn't the dog it was her cum dumpster sister
bro i was fucking the dog on the floor and a girl came in and started licking my balls. SURE DICK!!
Threesome with a dog? Poor dog.
I'd say that's a good night
Fake and not funny.
if the dog tried to cornhole the OP this might be funnry
I think I'm more upset with fact tfln posted something that started with "Bro" than the actual text itself. Who the fuck says bro?
no sillY the dog gives me oral you should try it yummmmmy
Not sure if this exact quote really happened but my ex told me her dog did that with her ex boyfriend and her...funny it was the area code ...hmmm....Lake Worth Florida...?
dude def. a little dissapointed in martin county right now
well, it's "stole the dog", but either way we all know this is bullshit.
Close ur fuckin door!!! God dammit ur a dumbass
Hopefully he didn't txt this to his biological "bro" that'd be an akward conversation next time he sees him :P
Totally grew up in the 772, but no longer live there. Glad nothing has changed :)
Jensen beach represent!!
12:04, 12:04, 12:04. (:
Hmmm I'd like to see a dog give oral. Nom nom nom
It has happened to me, but it was a kitten. Licked me right on the asshole haha
I'd thank god it's not biting or chewing them dude
sorry to bust the fake peoples bubble but this does happen lol
"Bro"? what a douche.
Yep, just got a visual. ughh
1214 how is 1203 jealous? 1203 just wants a fuck
I HATE it when that happens, but when the bed squeaks u hafta take the chance....
He started by saying bro! He's a lying douchebag.
dude that's the best dogs give thee greatest oral (:
hahahahaha oh my god!!!! you guys were banging on the floor???? gross!
FIRST! Boom, that just happened
happened to me too....is that considered a 3some?
Fake. Christ. How did this get posted??
Damn 12:01 I want you.
Lame why would u sit there and let him unless ur paralized from the neck down?
Change this to 617 area code and this happened to me on tour. Scared me half to death.
haha yeah i totally know what dog dude is talking about..except I'm a girl so idk but it's a great feeling just like being eaten out except better because dogs have bigger and textured tongues ;)
"And now I'm in the hospital because that bitch started barking and biting off my fakeass balls."
Stuart, fl Getting on the map
1201 is a freak! Fuck me
let me guess, ..... "so i kept the dog..."
That happened to me. And we were on the bed!
Stolen from 40 year old virgin
wow, who gives a shit if it's fake. if it makes me laugh i like it.
If you notice, only people in Florida will rep their area code
This clearly isn't real...why waste your time posting this.
I strongly belive my friend fucks his dog so dnt fill bad
They probably taste like fromunda cheese.. Wash yr balls dude. Soap and water will clear that up
I dnt have a dog to give me oral....