bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Is that considered a threesome? It's definitely illegal.
bro... this is fucking bullshit
Way to quote 40 year old virgin (it was ass btw, not balls)
this totally happened to me the other day. forreall. haha
bro i was fucking the dog on the floor and a girl came in and started licking my balls. SURE DICK!!
been there, preeetty awkward
1016, how the fuck wuld u knw tht? Giving oral to ur dog too?
Fake and not funny.
I'd say that's a good night
That wasn't the dog it was her cum dumpster sister
It says 'started licking'. Where does it say he let the dog keep on doing it? Go use your retard logic somewhere else you douche. IMO, hilarious text.
if the dog tried to cornhole the OP this might be funnry
Threesome with a dog? Poor dog.
This would be funny if you didn't base it off of the 40 year old virgin
YouTube bob Seget "my dog licked my balls" dong, it's funny, as are the rest of his songs/comedy
Totally grew up in the 772, but no longer live there. Glad nothing has changed :)
1214 how is 1203 jealous? 1203 just wants a fuck
Yep, just got a visual. ughh
Jensen beach represent!!
Hmmm I'd like to see a dog give oral. Nom nom nom
It has happened to me, but it was a kitten. Licked me right on the asshole haha
"Bro"? what a douche.
happened to me too....is that considered a 3some?
Not sure if this exact quote really happened but my ex told me her dog did that with her ex boyfriend and her...funny it was the area code ...hmmm....Lake Worth Florida...?
no sillY the dog gives me oral you should try it yummmmmy
dude def. a little dissapointed in martin county right now
I think I'm more upset with fact tfln posted something that started with "Bro" than the actual text itself. Who the fuck says bro?
Close ur fuckin door!!! God dammit ur a dumbass
Hopefully he didn't txt this to his biological "bro" that'd be an akward conversation next time he sees him :P
He started by saying bro! He's a lying douchebag.
well, it's "stole the dog", but either way we all know this is bullshit.
sorry to bust the fake peoples bubble but this does happen lol
dude that's the best dogs give thee greatest oral (:
12:04, 12:04, 12:04. (:
I HATE it when that happens, but when the bed squeaks u hafta take the chance....
I'd thank god it's not biting or chewing them dude
hahahahaha oh my god!!!! you guys were banging on the floor???? gross!
haha yeah i totally know what dog dude is talking about..except I'm a girl so idk but it's a great feeling just like being eaten out except better because dogs have bigger and textured tongues ;)
Lame why would u sit there and let him unless ur paralized from the neck down?
Fake. Christ. How did this get posted??
Damn 12:01 I want you.
"And now I'm in the hospital because that bitch started barking and biting off my fakeass balls."
FIRST! Boom, that just happened
Change this to 617 area code and this happened to me on tour. Scared me half to death.
let me guess, ..... "so i kept the dog..."
Stuart, fl Getting on the map
1201 is a freak! Fuck me
That happened to me. And we were on the bed!
Stolen from 40 year old virgin
If you notice, only people in Florida will rep their area code
wow, who gives a shit if it's fake. if it makes me laugh i like it.
I strongly belive my friend fucks his dog so dnt fill bad
They probably taste like fromunda cheese.. Wash yr balls dude. Soap and water will clear that up
This clearly isn't real...why waste your time posting this.
I dnt have a dog to give me oral....