bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Is that considered a threesome? It's definitely illegal.
bro... this is fucking bullshit
Way to quote 40 year old virgin (it was ass btw, not balls)
this totally happened to me the other day. forreall. haha
1016, how the fuck wuld u knw tht? Giving oral to ur dog too?
I'd say that's a good night
been there, preeetty awkward
bro i was fucking the dog on the floor and a girl came in and started licking my balls. SURE DICK!!
Fake and not funny.
It says 'started licking'. Where does it say he let the dog keep on doing it? Go use your retard logic somewhere else you douche. IMO, hilarious text.
Threesome with a dog? Poor dog.
That wasn't the dog it was her cum dumpster sister
This would be funny if you didn't base it off of the 40 year old virgin
YouTube bob Seget "my dog licked my balls" dong, it's funny, as are the rest of his songs/comedy
Totally grew up in the 772, but no longer live there. Glad nothing has changed :)
if the dog tried to cornhole the OP this might be funnry
1214 how is 1203 jealous? 1203 just wants a fuck
Not sure if this exact quote really happened but my ex told me her dog did that with her ex boyfriend and her...funny it was the area code ...hmmm....Lake Worth Florida...?
dude def. a little dissapointed in martin county right now
no sillY the dog gives me oral you should try it yummmmmy
"Bro"? what a douche.
Yep, just got a visual. ughh
I think I'm more upset with fact tfln posted something that started with "Bro" than the actual text itself. Who the fuck says bro?
It has happened to me, but it was a kitten. Licked me right on the asshole haha
Hmmm I'd like to see a dog give oral. Nom nom nom
Close ur fuckin door!!! God dammit ur a dumbass
Hopefully he didn't txt this to his biological "bro" that'd be an akward conversation next time he sees him :P
He started by saying bro! He's a lying douchebag.
Jensen beach represent!!
well, it's "stole the dog", but either way we all know this is bullshit.
sorry to bust the fake peoples bubble but this does happen lol
I'd thank god it's not biting or chewing them dude
12:04, 12:04, 12:04. (:
I HATE it when that happens, but when the bed squeaks u hafta take the chance....
hahahahaha oh my god!!!! you guys were banging on the floor???? gross!
dude that's the best dogs give thee greatest oral (:
happened to me too....is that considered a 3some?
"And now I'm in the hospital because that bitch started barking and biting off my fakeass balls."
Fake. Christ. How did this get posted??
haha yeah i totally know what dog dude is talking about..except I'm a girl so idk but it's a great feeling just like being eaten out except better because dogs have bigger and textured tongues ;)
FIRST! Boom, that just happened
Lame why would u sit there and let him unless ur paralized from the neck down?
Damn 12:01 I want you.
Change this to 617 area code and this happened to me on tour. Scared me half to death.
Stuart, fl Getting on the map
let me guess, ..... "so i kept the dog..."
1201 is a freak! Fuck me
That happened to me. And we were on the bed!
Stolen from 40 year old virgin
If you notice, only people in Florida will rep their area code
wow, who gives a shit if it's fake. if it makes me laugh i like it.
I strongly belive my friend fucks his dog so dnt fill bad
They probably taste like fromunda cheese.. Wash yr balls dude. Soap and water will clear that up
This clearly isn't real...why waste your time posting this.
I dnt have a dog to give me oral....