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  • Is that considered a threesome? It's definitely illegal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:02pm
  • bro... this is fucking bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06pm
  • this totally happened to me the other day. forreall. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:25am
  • Way to quote 40 year old virgin (it was ass btw, not balls)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 1016, how the fuck wuld u knw tht? Giving oral to ur dog too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I'd say that's a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:20pm
  • been there, preeetty awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:09am
  • bro i was fucking the dog on the floor and a girl came in and started licking my balls. SURE DICK!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:43pm
  • It says 'started licking'. Where does it say he let the dog keep on doing it? Go use your retard logic somewhere else you douche. IMO, hilarious text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Threesome with a dog? Poor dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Fake and not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:11am
  • That wasn't the dog it was her cum dumpster sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:53pm
  • YouTube bob Seget "my dog licked my balls" dong, it's funny, as are the rest of his songs/comedy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:12am
  • This would be funny if you didn't base it off of the 40 year old virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Totally grew up in the 772, but no longer live there. Glad nothing has changed :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:31am
  • if the dog tried to cornhole the OP this might be funnry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I think I'm more upset with fact tfln posted something that started with "Bro" than the actual text itself. Who the fuck says bro?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:51pm
  • no sillY the dog gives me oral you should try it yummmmmy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Not sure if this exact quote really happened but my ex told me her dog did that with her ex boyfriend and her...funny it was the area code ...hmmm....Lake Worth Florida...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45am
  • dude def. a little dissapointed in martin county right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Yep, just got a visual. ughh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Hmmm I'd like to see a dog give oral. Nom nom nom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Close ur fuckin door!!! God dammit ur a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:35pm
  • He started by saying bro! He's a lying douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Jensen beach represent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Hopefully he didn't txt this to his biological "bro" that'd be an akward conversation next time he sees him :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:49am
  • It has happened to me, but it was a kitten. Licked me right on the asshole haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 12:04 12:14 2:14 well, it's "stole the dog", but either way we all know this is bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:21pm
  • "Bro"? what a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:44pm
  • sorry to bust the fake peoples bubble but this does happen lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 1214 how is 1203 jealous? 1203 just wants a fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:17am
  • I'd thank god it's not biting or chewing them dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:06pm
  • 12:04, 12:04, 12:04. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I HATE it when that happens, but when the bed squeaks u hafta take the chance....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:05am
  • LOLOLOL!

    Submitted by domalexbray123 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:17am
  • hahahahaha oh my god!!!! you guys were banging on the floor???? gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:15am
  • dude that's the best dogs give thee greatest oral (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Ooohh...Threesome !

    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 11, 11 at 4:25pm
  • happened to me too....is that considered a 3some?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:44pm
  • "And now I'm in the hospital because that bitch started barking and biting off my fakeass balls."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Fake. Christ. How did this get posted??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06pm
  • haha yeah i totally know what dog dude is talking about..except I'm a girl so idk but it's a great feeling just like being eaten out except better because dogs have bigger and textured tongues ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:01am
  • FIRST! Boom, that just happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Lame why would u sit there and let him unless ur paralized from the neck down?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Change this to 617 area code and this happened to me on tour. Scared me half to death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:39am
  • Damn 12:01 I want you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:20am
  • Stuart, fl Getting on the map

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:00am
  • That happened to me. And we were on the bed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 1201 is a freak! Fuck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:03am
  • let me guess, ..... "so i kept the dog..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Stolen from 40 year old virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:14pm
  • If you notice, only people in Florida will rep their area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm
  • AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA 772!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:47pm
  • wow, who gives a shit if it's fake. if it makes me laugh i like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I strongly belive my friend fucks his dog so dnt fill bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:10am
  • They probably taste like fromunda cheese.. Wash yr balls dude. Soap and water will clear that up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:21pm
  • This clearly isn't real...why waste your time posting this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I dnt have a dog to give me oral....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:55pm
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