thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....