I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week