currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.