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  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:04pm

    oooh yeah give me that genesis...

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:38pm

    9:35 go to hell. Leave the Christians alone before they claim your persecuting them.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:51pm

    Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:06pm

    There is a whole lotta begetin' goning on in the Bible

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:09pm

    HAHA story of my life.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:31pm

    Luke 11:23 - He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me, scatters. See? Jesus was self-righteous.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    Little weiner peter is back

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:35pm

    Christians are such losers.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:23pm

    You'd think the hundreds of different Bible versions available at your local bookstore would prove that it's been mistranslated and edited to all say something different and isn't "perfect." Stop taking it all so literal.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:15pm

    In Soviet Russia, bible verses jack off to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:57pm

    9:54 probably hasn't got laid in years and is bitter at the world about it. What a dumb fuck

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:58pm

    The Bible was written by man. The Bible is wrong because man is imperfect.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:10pm

    God is real. and he loves you regardless of what you say!! (:

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    Praise the Lord for he is our savior! Maybe you all should try reading it sometime, because then mybe you wouldn't do half the things that are on this site. I.e. Getting drunk, having permiscious sex, and having abortions etc. It would make your life so much more simple.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:09pm

    Get over yourselves! People will believe what they want. Be accepting! And you guys say Christians are judging and inclusive! That's very wrong.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:41pm

    8:08 i totally know what you mean!

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:14pm

    That's nasty but there is alot of kinky shit in the old testament

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:41am

    10:33- can't have it both ways douche.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:57pm

    My penis is over 5 inches erect):

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:47am

    11:25...if youre so high and mighty what are you doing on such a vulgar and "permiscious" site in the first place? you stuck up cunt. learn to spell.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:43am

    11:25- Shut the fuck up. You're on this site too. Your god is dead and you're an idiot.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:01pm

    What does Crispy have to say?

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:04pm

    I jack off onto the bible.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:09pm

    He probly was reading bout soddom if ya know what I mean

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:12pm

    Yeah 9:03 isn't a Jesus freak. It's his/her belief . Don't be disrespectful inconsiderate bastardss

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    Hey prostitution isn't as bad when it's an eightsone

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:44am

    He probably doesn't want you either, then. He deserves a girl that will build him up in Christ, not tear him down. You will undoubtedly tear him down.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:24pm

    Nevermind the part giving step by step instructions how to sell your daughter into sex slavery...

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:16pm

    this is stupid & not funny

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:15pm

    9:10, thank you this tfln is actually talking about me, I love God.. End of story:/

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:23pm

    "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:11pm

    hahaha, that's when you pivot and walk awayyy.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:24pm

    "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you." - Deuteronomy 22: 23-24

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:54pm

    All you guys are fucking idiots. I hope you all die a very slow and painful death. Burn in hell you fucking cum guzzleing gutter sluts!!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:55am

    I jack off to the stories about David and Jonathan all the time. What's wrong with that? The Bible's hot!!

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:09pm

    Ahah, I bet I know who this. Word 76br0

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:41pm

    A Toast To Bill Brasky!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:05pm

    Bill Brasky once ate the Bible while water skiing.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by mydrugballad on Dec 26, 10 at 2:58am

    Ramona? Vvvvvvvvv

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:42am

    What the fuck is wrong with people? How the fuck also do you get aroused for religion? Religion is the biggest turn off in history! You need to seek professional help, immediatly and for a long time!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:14pm

    Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:24pm

    That's why I hate cristians....

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:58am

    11:25, you spelled, "Promiscuous" wrong. If you're going to insult my life choices, at least have the decency to spell shit right.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:09pm

    Jesus freak? -LikeOhMahGoose

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:32pm

    The only people who like Christians are Christians. They never helped anyone but themselves

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:21pm

    We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    God is a jealous god, jealousy = envy = 1 of the 7 deadly sins, sin=imperfect, god = imperfect meaning that the entire bible is wrong

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:28pm

    And for all of you that would say that I'm a virgin or single or whatever else I would just like you all to know that I am happily married and have a wonderful son that was not born out of wedlock. The reason I put that wedlock part in there is to show that I follow what the Lord has told us to.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:27pm

    Ewww postituion..... Illegal

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08pm

    Seven.Six.Oh!!! Been waiting for a desert rat post!

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:55am

    @ 11:25 I hope you're kidding cuz no one on this site gives a flying fuck about that. Just take god and Jesus and go play somewhere else.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:33pm

    I AGREE 10:23!!! The Bible is man's aspiration to be like God, to make God in man's image. I believe in God and Jesus and the moral teachings of the Bible but not Adam and Eve...

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:18am

    She must be trying to get with Tim Tebow.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:14pm

    My god can kick you gods ass hahahahaha fucking morons

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:49pm

    Wow. Grow up and be respectful. God is perfect and alive in us today.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:33pm

    I jacked off to... porn. Do you want that?

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:38pm

    he probably goes to Notre Dame hahaha

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:48am

    242 it's a joke moron

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:20pm

    That reminds me of my friend Casey

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:28pm

    Christans are sheep!!

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:47am

    Kurt Torsak? or Riley Bylund?

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:39pm

    10:34, you are my hero.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:27pm

    So u fuckin hate me bitch go fuck ur buddah!!!

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:19pm

    this sounds exactly like something my friend kira would say in regards to a situation she's going through, and this is her area code .... haha, i wonder if this was her text.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 3:37am

    Lol, that is ridiculous.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:39am

    Brasky hated mexicans; and he was HALF Mexican!! And he hated irony...

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:12pm

    Bill Brasky drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:08pm

    Actually it's 8:04 3 that I mean. Lot of 8:04's!

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:22pm

    Little peter weiner =]

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:18pm

    Charles Rutherford is the modern day Jesus!

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:56pm

    Shut the fuck up bitch

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:03pm

    The bible was written BY God THROUGH man therefore it's perfect.