Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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There is a whole lotta begetin' goning on in the Bible
A Toast To Bill Brasky!
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Praise the Lord for he is our savior! Maybe you all should try reading it sometime, because then mybe you wouldn't do half the things that are on this site. I.e. Getting drunk, having permiscious sex, and having abortions etc. It would make your life so much more simple.
9:35 go to hell. Leave the Christians alone before they claim your persecuting them.
All you guys are fucking idiots. I hope you all die a very slow and painful death. Burn in hell you fucking cum guzzleing gutter sluts!!
Seven.Six.Oh!!! Been waiting for a desert rat post!
The Bible was written by man. The Bible is wrong because man is imperfect.
He probly was reading bout soddom if ya know what I mean
Christians are such losers.
In Soviet Russia, bible verses jack off to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
8:08 i totally know what you mean!
I jack off onto the bible.
Bill Brasky drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
My penis is over 5 inches erect):
we are so proud
Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
She must be trying to get with Tim Tebow.
Get over yourselves! People will believe what they want. Be accepting! And you guys say Christians are judging and inclusive! That's very wrong.
HAHA story of my life.
"If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you." - Deuteronomy 22: 23-24
11:25, you spelled, "Promiscuous" wrong. If you're going to insult my life choices, at least have the decency to spell shit right.
9:54 probably hasn't got laid in years and is bitter at the world about it. What a dumb fuck
I AGREE 10:23!!! The Bible is man's aspiration to be like God, to make God in man's image. I believe in God and Jesus and the moral teachings of the Bible but not Adam and Eve...
"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29
God is real. and he loves you regardless of what you say!! (:
9:10, thank you this tfln is actually talking about me, I love God.. End of story:/
oooh yeah give me that genesis...
He probably doesn't want you either, then. He deserves a girl that will build him up in Christ, not tear him down. You will undoubtedly tear him down.
Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
Hey prostitution isn't as bad when it's an eightsone
10:33- can't have it both ways douche.
Bill Brasky once ate the Bible while water skiing.
Little weiner peter is back
That's nasty but there is alot of kinky shit in the old testament
11:25...if youre so high and mighty what are you doing on such a vulgar and "permiscious" site in the first place? you stuck up cunt. learn to spell.
God is a jealous god, jealousy = envy = 1 of the 7 deadly sins, sin=imperfect, god = imperfect meaning that the entire bible is wrong
Ahah, I bet I know who this. Word 76br0
Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
The only people who like Christians are Christians. They never helped anyone but themselves
Wow. Grow up and be respectful. God is perfect and alive in us today.
I jacked off to... porn. Do you want that?
hahaha, that's when you pivot and walk awayyy.
11:25- Shut the fuck up. You're on this site too. Your god is dead and you're an idiot.
@ 11:25 I hope you're kidding cuz no one on this site gives a flying fuck about that. Just take god and Jesus and go play somewhere else.
You'd think the hundreds of different Bible versions available at your local bookstore would prove that it's been mistranslated and edited to all say something different and isn't "perfect."
Stop taking it all so literal.
Ewww postituion..... Illegal
What does Crispy have to say?
Luke 11:23 - He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me, scatters.
See? Jesus was self-righteous.
he probably goes to Notre Dame hahaha
Little peter weiner =]
Yeah 9:03 isn't a Jesus freak. It's his/her belief . Don't be disrespectful inconsiderate bastardss
I jack off to the stories about David and Jonathan all the time. What's wrong with that? The Bible's hot!!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
How the fuck also do you get aroused for religion? Religion is the biggest turn off in history! You need to seek professional help, immediatly and for a long time!
And for all of you that would say that I'm a virgin or single or whatever else I would just like you all to know that I am happily married and have a wonderful son that was not born out of wedlock. The reason I put that wedlock part in there is to show that I follow what the Lord has told us to.
Nevermind the part giving step by step instructions how to sell your daughter into sex slavery...
So u fuckin hate me bitch go fuck ur buddah!!!
10:34, you are my hero.
this is stupid & not funny
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
My god can kick you gods ass hahahahaha fucking morons
That's why I hate cristians....
Christans are sheep!!
Shut the fuck up bitch
Brasky hated mexicans; and he was HALF Mexican!! And he hated irony...
242 it's a joke moron
That reminds me of my friend Casey
Charles Rutherford is the modern day Jesus!
Kurt Torsak? or Riley Bylund?
The bible was written BY God THROUGH man therefore it's perfect.
Actually it's 8:04 3 that I mean. Lot of 8:04's!
this sounds exactly like something my friend kira would say in regards to a situation she's going through, and this is her area code .... haha, i wonder if this was her text.
Lol, that is ridiculous.