do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it