I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.