I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Been there. It's a skill.
This is a new low. Stupid stupid stupid stupid
Been there. Done that. Haha
n00b u just posted a minute later too... looks like i'm not the only one
oh my gosh that is so funny!!! lol
i puked in a xup at a red light
Drunk drivers should burnnnnn in hell
I did that one time in mcdonalds cup but I missed the cup... Woops
I threw up in a plastic bag at a red light once...turned green halfway through...I was making a left hand turn, not easy...and then I found out that the bag had a hole in it...
Nobody cares about when you throw up. These texts really suck.
hahaha....ive done that...only because i had drank too much and was driving my drunk ass home...=x
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.
I puked in a large sonic cup while driving.
mil this is great- fuck da rest
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagle..
ummmm.... id be proud of myself for that. fatal accidents were avoided that night.
YOU'RE a towel.
415 riding a regular bike while puking here...one of of my finest moments. Jking
HAHAHAH THIS WAS SENT TO!
Yesss go rhode island!! Keeping it classy lol
it was the morning after jerk she was sober
I just jizzed in a plastic bag at a green light. Go me!
lame. i puked in a bag driving down the highway. side note. i pissed into a sports bottle while driving too.
wtf thats creepy its like a minute later... somebody needs a life... *cough 5:30*
HAHA!! Funny text! Go you!
Charles Rutherford believes you're saving the contents to feed ur dog!
It was a donation bag for the charity worker at the intersection. NOT tax deductible!
Totally taken from TWI.. Or just repeated
i've done this before but it was in bumper-to-bumper traffic and not a red light, lol. at least be lucky you had a plastic bag!! (i did too, but it would have been a lot worse if i didn't.)
I've done that too - after overheating at an outdoor festival.
This isn't especially funny, but it's at least relatable.
Ok who cares... Not funny or interesting ... WTF ..... This website is starting to suck