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  • Been there. It's a skill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:30pm
  • This is a new low. Stupid stupid stupid stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Been there. Done that. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:39am
  • n00b u just posted a minute later too... looks like i'm not the only one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:32pm
  • i puked in a xup at a red light

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:38pm
  • oh my gosh that is so funny!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Drunk drivers should burnnnnn in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41pm
  • I threw up in a plastic bag at a red light once...turned green halfway through...I was making a left hand turn, not easy...and then I found out that the bag had a hole in it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:03pm
  • I did that one time in mcdonalds cup but I missed the cup... Woops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Nobody cares about when you throw up. These texts really suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:27pm
  • ummmm.... id be proud of myself for that. fatal accidents were avoided that night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:29pm
  • YOU'RE a towel. - Towlie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:32pm
  • hahaha....ive done that...only because i had drank too much and was driving my drunk ass home...=x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31am
  • Yesss go rhode island!! Keeping it classy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 415 riding a regular bike while puking here...one of of my finest moments. Jking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am
  • Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagle..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:23pm
  • it was the morning after jerk she was sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:56pm
  • mil this is great- fuck da rest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm
  • I just jizzed in a plastic bag at a green light. Go me! ~Jizzman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:59pm
  • wtf thats creepy its like a minute later... somebody needs a life... *cough 5:30*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:31pm
  • I puked in a large sonic cup while driving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:59pm
  • lame. i puked in a bag driving down the highway. side note. i pissed into a sports bottle while driving too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:18pm
  • HAHA!! Funny text! Go you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:49pm
  • It was a donation bag for the charity worker at the intersection. NOT tax deductible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:41pm
  • HAHAHAH THIS WAS SENT TO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Charles Rutherford believes you're saving the contents to feed ur dog!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:03am
  • i've done this before but it was in bumper-to-bumper traffic and not a red light, lol. at least be lucky you had a plastic bag!! (i did too, but it would have been a lot worse if i didn't.) love, 609

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Totally taken from TWI.. Or just repeated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I've done that too - after overheating at an outdoor festival. This isn't especially funny, but it's at least relatable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Ok who cares... Not funny or interesting ... WTF ..... This website is starting to suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:01pm