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  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:39am

    Been there. Done that. Haha

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:38pm

    i puked in a xup at a red light

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:29pm

    oh my gosh that is so funny!!! lol

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:32pm

    n00b u just posted a minute later too... looks like i'm not the only one

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:03pm

    I threw up in a plastic bag at a red light once...turned green halfway through...I was making a left hand turn, not easy...and then I found out that the bag had a hole in it...

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:44pm

    I did that one time in mcdonalds cup but I missed the cup... Woops

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:30pm

    Been there. It's a skill.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:25pm

    This is a new low. Stupid stupid stupid stupid

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:12pm

    Poop

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:48pm

    Nobody cares about when you throw up. These texts really suck.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:29pm

    ummmm.... id be proud of myself for that. fatal accidents were avoided that night.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:32pm

    YOU'RE a towel. - Towlie

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am

    415 riding a regular bike while puking here...one of of my finest moments. Jking

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:31am

    hahaha....ive done that...only because i had drank too much and was driving my drunk ass home...=x

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm

    mil this is great- fuck da rest

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:56pm

    it was the morning after jerk she was sober

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:27pm

    Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:59pm

    I just jizzed in a plastic bag at a green light. Go me! ~Jizzman

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:41pm

    Drunk drivers should burnnnnn in hell

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:24pm

    Yesss go rhode island!! Keeping it classy lol

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    HAHA!! Funny text! Go you!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:31pm

    wtf thats creepy its like a minute later... somebody needs a life... *cough 5:30*

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:23pm

    Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagle..

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:18pm

    HAHAHAH THIS WAS SENT TO!

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:14pm

    Totally taken from TWI.. Or just repeated

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:03am

    Charles Rutherford believes you're saving the contents to feed ur dog!

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:18pm

    lame. i puked in a bag driving down the highway. side note. i pissed into a sports bottle while driving too.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:59pm

    I puked in a large sonic cup while driving.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:41pm

    It was a donation bag for the charity worker at the intersection. NOT tax deductible!

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    i've done this before but it was in bumper-to-bumper traffic and not a red light, lol. at least be lucky you had a plastic bag!! (i did too, but it would have been a lot worse if i didn't.) love, 609

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:15pm

    I've done that too - after overheating at an outdoor festival. This isn't especially funny, but it's at least relatable.

  • 38 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:01pm

    Ok who cares... Not funny or interesting ... WTF ..... This website is starting to suck