Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i looked up. we had an audience...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.