So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SOUTH?!?!?!??
"señorita Laaaaaaaura" gross
Your an idiot!!! Mexican food is not even close to being peruvian!! Not even the same continent.. MORON!
North America, Central America, and South America IS ALL THE SAME CONTINENT: AMERICA... MORON!\n\nAnd lots of different latin countries have simillar food. Not saying it's the same... but very much alike.
Fucking loser* stupid autocorrection
Wish I could find this girl tonight. She'd probably tongue my asshole to honor banging your dumbass.
who the fuck cares where Peru is? It isn't in the USA so they can all go fuck themselves
That's like Mexico, I guess
Chipotle is from Mexico not south America you ignorant dumbass!
No. No it's not. Get a fuckin google map. Central America is wedged between Mexico an South America.
Mexico is part of North America, Central America is that strip of land between Mexico and South America
Pisco is from Chile. Stop stealing our style or we will take more land from you.
lol, im peruvian. who cares if this guy fucked up. it's it's funny. offended? why are you on tfln? go fuck a google map then, seriously.
WTF- disrespectful? Get outta here if u want respectful posts
Why do you fucking people care where the fuck mexico is?? It's Americas unfinished basement. I've been all over that country and it's fucking horrendous. At least Peru has machu pichu
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER?!?!?!?!
Who gives a shit. It was a funny text. South america-Mexico all the same. Anyone offended by this text should delete the app and shut the fuck up. And Mexico is in NA retards
Chipotle is from Mexico, it's located in central America!!!
Chipotle is owned by McDonalds... How the fuck does this even make sense???
U r so lame chipotle is not even real Mexican food omg u have a ignorance problem
in case that wasn't clear: latin america does NOT equal south america.
Chipotle is Mexican food Americanized. I'm a Peruvian girl..i'd also know PISCO is from Peru
WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIPOTLE?!?!?!?!
So, this one time, I didn't fail geography. Fucking OP is a dumbass.
Wow. Chipotle is Mexican not south American
1:54 is right, I'm Peruvian too and we are very unhairy, half the time I don't even need to shave bc it just doesn't grow. And instead they shouldve had a pisco sour to honor her!
Uhh Mexico is in North America
All south America is good for is drugs, counterfeit, and backdrops to eighties movies. Otherwise it's a huge, low rent trailer park
Chipotle is central American. Peru is in south America. Ass face.
Wait, Americans actually talking about ugly chicks and smelly vags? Really? People from the fattest country on earth? You idiots would have a heart attack on the spot if you ever went to Bogota, Buenos Aires or Porto Alegre. You couldn't hable all the good looking girls. The only place in America that has as many hot chicks per square foot is Miami and that's because it's full of latinas.
MMMmmmm.... Colombian girls :)
If it's "needless to say", then don't say it. If you need to say it, don't say it's needless to say.
6:32 obviously is super cheap and only went to the borders yeah right is horrible ru kidding? U fucking cheap piece of shit. There's the guy who doesn't even know cancun or any or those awesome places I bet he can't even afford going pass the border u ficking los
WHAT THE FUCK IS LATIN?!?!?!
9:32, no moron, it's in Central America
Too bad chipotle is Central American, douche.
thanks 7:10 :-) ! i'm not american ('m half swiss half mexican) so i didn't know there was a restaurant (chain?) called chipotle...! the op is still a douche though ;-)
7:21 and 7:40- Nice! Sadly though, this is from the 201 (my area)... Where there are more Latinos/Hispanics than anything else. So this person is just not educated enough. What a shame. F'n dumbass
btw, OP is original poster. I know someone asked that.
e fucking nuff of the needless to say shit!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEEDLESS?!?!?!?
hahaha this text is priceless. dont know why everyones hating on it.
btw smelly and unshaven is frenchhhh :P
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!
I love getting geography lessons from morons. Just say "thank you" and put down the phone dumbass.
Fatheaded greasy wetbacks who do not shave their legs are Mexicans. Short looking round face Indians are Peruvian. Plus, Latinos do not brag about fucking an Inca or Aztec. 201 area code and do not know you go eat at a Pio Pio or a Pollos Gus. FAIL for bragging at the only piece of Latina ass is low standard to everyone else.
10:58 so it's north Americas taint
There is nothing (authentic) Mexican about Chipotle, sorry.
6:01 I'm pretty sure he means chipotle the restaurant. U kno, walk in, order ur burrito, watch as they make it chipotle? Either way tho chipotle is Mexican food. Whether u mean the chili or the restaurant. So I guess I'm kinda w u. This dude is a dumb redneck American pig. I'm American, but this is jus disgraceful
I have had enough of these motherfucking "needless to say" posts on my motherfucking website!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS BANGED?!?!?!?
Fuck it. Peru Mexico all the same to me. Latinas are Latinas as far as I'm concerned you can all fight put the distinctions for yourselves
Mexico is part of south america retard. Kill yourself
I hear Peruvian girls are hairy pigs that won't shave their bush or their pits or legs. True?
Wow, I never thought so many people could be so fucking retarded when it came to knowing what countries are on which continent. At the very least, you think you could figure out which ones are in your own continent. There are only 3 for god sakes.
to all of you ignorant motherfuckers out there: 1st of all, chipotle is a type of mexican chilli used as a condiment and such... 2nd, mexico is part of LATINamerica, but geographically it's located in northamerica. if you dumb fucks don't believe it, then goigle it.
I <3 you
Btw... Chipotle was founded in Denver, CO.
Time out...why is that "needless to say"? When someone bangs someone from a certain nationality I don't assume they are going to eat food from that country to honor them..fuck you OP
Pretty sure all south American chicks are really good in the bed. You just have to get past their smelly cooters
I knew aan from Peru
He fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamt of Venus
While holding his penis
And woke with a hand full of goo
WHAT THE FUCK IS PERU?!?!?!!!