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  • 95 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:34pm

    I love my gf, she hates twighlight :D

  • 78 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:31am

    I'm not trying to start an argument, but I read the book. and to be honest, unless you've never read a real book, twilight is not very well written, I read the book when it first came out, I actually did not finish it, meyer's writing was so bad. and a lot of the reason it was popular is because girls want to find true love. I'm a girl and if a sparkly vampire stalked me through my window... well I wouldn't be too happy.

  • 80 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:26pm

    It was horrible. I went. By force. It sucked.

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:42pm

    At least they're getting some.

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm

    I refuse to go watch that. Instead, me and my bf stayed home and shagged and watched Star Wars. We're weird like that.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:34pm

    those poor bastards...

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm

    i must say.. i'm one of those poor bastards that got dragged to it on thursday fuckin night. it's one of the shittiest movies i've ever seen.. my gf gave up the poon for it, and i still don't think it was worth it.. i'm finding myself a new girl

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:33pm

    I'd rather eat razor blades than see that crap.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:02pm

    just putting it out there, i hate twilight, got ask to go to it by a "9." I said "NO!!!" then she tried seducing me with sex......i still didn't go but i got sex anyway and convinced her that she would've hated it....SINGLE AND LOVIN IT!!

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:40am

    That's funny... You clearly haven't read the book if you believe that to be true.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:50pm

    They're getting laid. Making fun of a crappy movie for two hours is worth getting laid.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:25am

    Nah. New moon was better than twilight. Legit.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:43pm

    907...New Moon is the best movie ever??? Are you fucking serrious??? You HAVE to be a tween to say that statement. There are tons better movies than that. Ever heard of The Dark Knight???

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:27pm

    I made my other half go...and yes he got laid. Well worth it? He thinks so!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    ......"pussy whipped bros"....wow.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:54pm

    hoo ah! especially for the ones who didn't get laid after.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:55am

    hey I told my bf he didn't have to go sit through. It.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:27pm

    Hah it's funny because New Moon is a chick movie -Jeff

  • 47 39
    Submitted by rkgregory on May 15, 11 at 12:22pm

    I didn't even get anything after. Bullshit.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:32pm

    I went...but made out the whole time...so i didnt mind

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:42pm

    Saw it tonight with my GF. Got poon. Worth it.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:22am

    1:14 maybe her "boyfriend" has a pussy. x_x

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:26am

    i just gotta say,i hated that movie,my boyfriend loved it.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:46am

    Because u can't get pussy unless ur whipped and see this movie *_*

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:32pm

    So, this one time, ... Did you really have to make "New Moon" ALL-CAPS? -White Guy

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:03am

    If you guys hate it so much, why the fuck are you still talking about it?

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:04pm

    haha, my cousins wife made him go see it.. i think his balls are somewhere in his wife's purse

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:56pm

    Hahaha my bro bitched, but rolled over and went. And then 2 of my other buds gave up and went, I agree... Moment of silence for pussy whipped guys

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:04pm

    Fuck that shit!! I'm seriously sick of pol talkin bout this damn movie, get over it ppl damn!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:23pm

    I feel like they deserve a trumpet playing taps.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:20am

    at least their getting some.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:02pm

    i feel sorry for them but they are the ones getting laid

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:48pm

    Hahahaha I went but I don't remember the movie we made out the whole time and threw popcorn at the adolecent girls with their phones out taking pics of Jacob I'd call that sucessful

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:28am

    New Mioon is an allegory for chastity, written by a Mormon woman, hoping to influence the behavior of young people. Y'all need to truly understand what you're reading

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:26pm

    I will fucking die before I see that movie twilight can suck a dick

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm

    TWILIGHT FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!!!!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:35pm

    Anonymous said... i love my gf, she hates twighlight :D - My GF doesn't hate it, but she doesnt particularly like it so I didn't have to get dragged to go see it xD haha.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:56am

    Throwing out another point I got laid twice that night for seeing that movie and waiting in that line. Plus the movie wasn't really that bad.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:06am

    No sex is worth being dragged to that steaming pile of shit. I'm a chick who hates the whole franchise and even the premise with a vile passion. Give me some REAL vampires and werewolves, not some teeny-bopper, angsty, whiny bullshit, and we'd be good to go. LOL

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:30pm

    i go see some dumb ass movies for my bf, we'll see new moon at some point...a late show on a week night, it's cheaper, less people and he'll probs get a hand job during the movie. i don't feel bad for him.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:53pm

    My gf took me too another movie just to laugh at the nerds in team Jasper shirts she is great !

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:11pm

    There was open snickering. Which is contagious.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    Haha funny it's more like my husband and I went and we invite our friend but he couldn't go because his new gf said he HAD to see it with her and deffinately not before she saw it, now that is pussy whipped

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:52am

    8:51. No one is saying that meyers has two phd's in writing. It's a style that fits a fictional story. She isn't writing a scholarly journal. This is 7:54

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:50am

    To be fair, twilight has sexy trees.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:56am

    Ya us guys might have been drug along for the show but I'm pretty sure that we all got laid afterwards. So here's to a moment of silence for the guys that don't have girlfriends to drag them to movies

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:17am

    Spartanburg what's uppppp!

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:54pm

    I was one of the fallen. And i left empty handed... -Colin

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:25am

    Only way I would go is if she fucked me in the theatre, skirt no panties all set.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:06pm

    sucks to be the dude, ima girl and i wanna go, but id never drag anyone...lol

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    As long as they get some poon for going they shouldn't be upset

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:30am

    Dude whoever is THAT pussy whipped needs to be destroyed, seriously

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:06pm

    12:30, no one likes hand jobs anymore. If you're gonna do something like that, mind as well just blow him in the theatre.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:11am

    I read the series and the new moon book sucked worse then the movie, the only good thing Is half naked Jacob made me a little wet

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:27pm

    I got drug to it by my gf and was pissed off but honestly it wasnt to bad. I mean i wont be rushing to buy the dvd but the 2 hours went by pretty quick.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:53am

    Their ability to be able to look themselves in the mirror with pride is not worth the chance that they get it in... RIP to all those dumbasses that didn't man up and say no

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:39pm

    Those bro's will getting the pussy. You, just your hand!!!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:54am

    I'm a straight guy and feel bad for all the hard asses who don't like this saga. The same people who will never read a book because their such hard asses. New moon was great.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:42pm

    Lol I love the guys acting like going to see new moon is the only way to get laid ever and if you don't go you never get any. So desperate...

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37am

    Maybe they're Pussy whipped, but remember...they're getting laid, while you're sitting around texting

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:48pm

    Oh god. Don't you ppl have anything important to do with ur fucking life? Guys don't fall into that shut! Don't even go for women! WTF?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:53pm

    Imma girl and love new moon and twilight. I didn't have to force my bf to go...he just went cuz he wanted to. But honestly I wouldn't force him to go. If he didn't wanna go he could have stayed home. Needless to say he's a great guy. And he got some after.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:27am

    Real men take their women out to see chic flicks, at least once in a while. Grow up!

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:51pm

    8:39 meant to say "those bro's will be the pussy. Let's give you a hand."

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am

    i ate my boyfriend out during new moon

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:36am

    I got some afterwards though bitch. Suck on that

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:11am

    Amen brotha. Thank you for that.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:23pm

    This book is for teenie boppers u morons of couse u will think it's written bad----it's not a classic love story---it's for teens---but mote people caught on and love it too. Jesus, she's making millions off it sooo she must be doing something right! Oh and kudos to the MEN who took their girls to the movie!!!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am

    Just goin to throw it out there i got laid for taking mine too it... your move hand jockey's...

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:18pm

    9:28 you're an idiot. You clearly haven't read the book!

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:57am

    Definitely agree with 4:24. Any chick flick will have similar redults

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:35am

    New moon was amazing. And was much truer to the book than the first one even though I loved that too. Go twilight and back off haters!!!!

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm

    A lot of those same pussy whipped guys are gonna get laid as fuck after the movie

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:07am

    I fell asleep...3 times...

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:16am

    My condolences to all and my your cocks rest in peace

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:22am

    11:21 that's my kind of night... But we stayed home and shagged while watching Indiana jones. and i guess i need to work on the whipped part cuz mu movie buff boyfriend refuses to go... but he bought me twilight

  • 47 79
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 1, 10 at 1:51am

    Sucks for whoever had to go to that. I would make my bf do that. Shame

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:38pm

    Im a guy and i loved New Moon! -Tony Ross

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:09am

    7:54, false dilemma. I read plenty, just not this garbage. You are a tool.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:48am

    10:32 i did the same thing. Made the movie bearable

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:10pm

    Bro? What kind of cracker term is that? Must be the Bud Light drinking crowds.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:14am

    1:14 how the fuck do you eat a guy out????

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:34pm

    A lot of popular guys inmy school went and said it was so good and they were considering reading the book. What happened to the world?

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:11pm

    all the ones that didnt get laid... your girls are prude... sucks for you guys...

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:22pm

    I'll give those poor bastards a year of silence

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:52am

    I didn't go and I still got laid so what

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:28am

    The person that posted this is the kid who makes fun of all the "whipped" kids who get some and he doesn't so he feels like he has to say shit

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:29am

    Haha every SINGLE guy in the country should have been all over this shit! You know why? It's a giant womens sleepover!! Sparknote some shit from the book and you're guaranteed to get some that night

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:08pm

    LOL. Poor fuckers. My boyfriend is so glad I'm not a twilight fan

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:48pm

    i would rather die than go see that shit

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:59am

    Yay 7:54 ily. Marry me?

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:21am

    they're***** SORRY to the grammar freaks

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am

    The people on this thread that are talkin shit are the ones that have a choke chain on there neck

  • 39 73
    Submitted by shado65 on Mar 22, 10 at 5:08pm

    Amen brother...

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:24am

    Yada yada yada.. Who gives a shit.Cool, you went with your girlfriend and got laid, you go see any chick flick, and you probably will too. It's just like any other movie, some like it some don't. Can't pleAse evvvveerrrrrryyyybodu these days.

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:36pm

    whatev its a good movie. you can only formulate opinions if you read the books

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:58pm

    Count me among those. Fuck twilight.

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:37am

    if going to see new moon meant i got my dick wet, then so be it. still feel dirty

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:08am

    Lol. If you feel sorry for them you're no better Than them, 7:54, you're still an obsessive tool posting on a website about (presumably) other people's lives. I'm a loser for posting. You think I care?

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:20pm

    I went, I love my girl! If she's happy im happy!

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:25pm

    It's just a movie, relax!

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:30am

    10:09. I guess your dilemma is just that your a hard ass then. - 7:54

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:25pm

    Good for you 3:20. My bf went with me and got laid later night

  • 35 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:10pm

    Why do people say homophobic. I'm not afraid at all, I'm homodisgusted.

  • 31 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    told my gf i had a huge project due. it got me out of it. i win..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:36pm

    i know a ton of guys that like new moon, clearly yall are justt insecureeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:19pm

    NEW MOON IS AMAZING.