A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I love my gf, she hates twighlight :D
At least they're getting some.
I'm not trying to start an argument,
but I read the book.
and to be honest, unless you've never read a real book, twilight is not very well written,
I read the book when it first came out,
I actually did not finish it, meyer's writing was so bad.
and a lot of the reason it was popular is because girls want to find true love.
I'm a girl and if a sparkly vampire stalked me through my window... well I wouldn't be too happy.
I didn't go and I still got laid so what
It was horrible. I went. By force. It sucked.
Because u can't get pussy unless ur whipped and see this movie *_*
I was one of the fallen. And i left empty handed...
at least their getting some.
12:30, no one likes hand jobs anymore. If you're gonna do something like that, mind as well just blow him in the theatre.
I didn't even get anything after. Bullshit.
A lot of popular guys inmy school went and said it was so good and they were considering reading the book. What happened to the world?
I feel like they deserve a trumpet playing taps.
Ya us guys might have been drug along for the show but I'm pretty sure that we all got laid afterwards. So here's to a moment of silence for the guys that don't have girlfriends to drag them to movies
Real men take their women out to see chic flicks, at least once in a while. Grow up!
I got drug to it by my gf and was pissed off but honestly it wasnt to bad. I mean i wont be rushing to buy the dvd but the 2 hours went by pretty quick.
New Mioon is an allegory for chastity, written by a Mormon woman, hoping to influence the behavior of young people. Y'all need to truly understand what you're reading
Count me among those. Fuck twilight.
8:39 meant to say "those bro's will be the pussy. Let's give you a hand."
I went...but made out the whole time...so i didnt mind
11:21 that's my kind of night... But we stayed home and shagged while watching Indiana jones. and i guess i need to work on the whipped part cuz mu movie buff boyfriend refuses to go... but he bought me twilight
8:51. No one is saying that meyers has two phd's in writing. It's a style that fits a fictional story. She isn't writing a scholarly journal. This is 7:54
I refuse to go watch that. Instead, me and my bf stayed home and shagged and watched Star Wars. We're weird like that.
I'd rather eat razor blades than see that crap.
i feel sorry for them but they are the ones getting laid
those poor bastards...
Saw it tonight with my GF. Got poon. Worth it.
That's funny... You clearly haven't read the book if you believe that to be true.
Spartanburg what's uppppp!
Maybe they're Pussy whipped, but remember...they're getting laid, while you're sitting around texting
i go see some dumb ass movies for my bf, we'll see new moon at some point...a late show on a week night, it's cheaper, less people and he'll probs get a hand job during the movie. i don't feel bad for him.
No sex is worth being dragged to that steaming pile of shit. I'm a chick who hates the whole franchise and even the premise with a vile passion. Give me some REAL vampires and werewolves, not some teeny-bopper, angsty, whiny bullshit, and we'd be good to go. LOL
Hah it's funny because New Moon is a chick movie
Lol I love the guys acting like going to see new moon is the only way to get laid ever and if you don't go you never get any. So desperate...
hoo ah! especially for the ones who didn't get laid after.
sucks to be the dude, ima girl and i wanna go, but id never drag anyone...lol
They're getting laid. Making fun of a crappy movie for two hours is worth getting laid.
Hahahaha I went but I don't remember the movie we made out the whole time and threw popcorn at the adolecent girls with their phones out taking pics of Jacob I'd call that sucessful
Dude whoever is THAT pussy whipped needs to be destroyed, seriously
Fuck that shit!! I'm seriously sick of pol talkin bout this damn movie, get over it ppl damn!
Nah. New moon was better than twilight. Legit.
Hahaha my bro bitched, but rolled over and went. And then 2 of my other buds gave up and went, I agree... Moment of silence for pussy whipped guys
907...New Moon is the best movie ever??? Are you fucking serrious??? You HAVE to be a tween to say that statement. There are tons better movies than that. Ever heard of The Dark Knight???
My condolences to all and my your cocks rest in peace
Those bro's will getting the pussy. You, just your hand!!!
TWILIGHT FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!!!!
I got some afterwards though bitch. Suck on that
7:54, false dilemma. I read plenty, just not this garbage. You are a tool.
I made my other half go...and yes he got laid. Well worth it? He thinks so!
just putting it out there, i hate twilight, got ask to go to it by a "9." I said "NO!!!" then she tried seducing me with sex......i still didn't go but i got sex anyway and convinced her that she would've hated it....SINGLE AND LOVIN IT!!
i ate my boyfriend out during new moon
I will fucking die before I see that movie twilight can suck a dick
Bro? What kind of cracker term is that? Must be the Bud Light drinking crowds.
If you guys hate it so much, why the fuck are you still talking about it?
9:28 you're an idiot. You clearly haven't read the book!
To be fair, twilight has sexy trees.
I read the series and the new moon book sucked worse then the movie, the only good thing Is half naked Jacob made me a little wet
The people on this thread that are talkin shit are the ones that have a choke chain on there neck
i just gotta say,i hated that movie,my boyfriend loved it.
1:14 maybe her "boyfriend" has a pussy. x_x
hey I told my bf he didn't have to go sit through. It.
i must say.. i'm one of those poor bastards that got dragged to it on thursday fuckin night. it's one of the shittiest movies i've ever seen.. my gf gave up the poon for it, and i still don't think it was worth it.. i'm finding myself a new girl
A lot of those same pussy whipped guys are gonna get laid as fuck after the movie
I went, I love my girl! If she's happy im happy!
haha, my cousins wife made him go see it.. i think his balls are somewhere in his wife's purse
I fell asleep...3 times...
......"pussy whipped bros"....wow.
As long as they get some poon for going they shouldn't be upset
This book is for teenie boppers u morons of couse u will think it's written bad----it's not a classic love story---it's for teens---but mote people caught on and love it too. Jesus, she's making millions off it sooo she must be doing something right! Oh and kudos to the MEN who took their girls to the movie!!!
I'm a straight guy and feel bad for all the hard asses who don't like this saga. The same people who will never read a book because their such hard asses. New moon was great.
i love my gf, she hates twighlight :D
- My GF doesn't hate it, but she doesnt particularly like it so I didn't have to get dragged to go see it xD haha.
The person that posted this is the kid who makes fun of all the "whipped" kids who get some and he doesn't so he feels like he has to say shit
Only way I would go is if she fucked me in the theatre, skirt no panties all set.
LOL. Poor fuckers. My boyfriend is so glad I'm not a twilight fan
they're***** SORRY to the grammar freaks
Im a guy and i loved New Moon! -Tony Ross
Throwing out another point I got laid twice that night for seeing that movie and waiting in that line. Plus the movie wasn't really that bad.
My gf took me too another movie just to laugh at the nerds in team Jasper shirts she is great !
i would rather die than go see that shit
NEW MOON IS AMAZING.
Imma girl and love new moon and twilight. I didn't have to force my bf to go...he just went cuz he wanted to. But honestly I wouldn't force him to go. If he didn't wanna go he could have stayed home. Needless to say he's a great guy. And he got some after.
if going to see new moon meant i got my dick wet, then so be it.
still feel dirty
Lol. If you feel sorry for them you're no better
Than them, 7:54, you're still an obsessive tool
posting on a website about (presumably)
other people's lives. I'm a loser for posting.
You think I care?
So, this one time, ... Did you really have to make "New Moon" ALL-CAPS?
Amen brotha. Thank you for that.
10:32 i did the same thing. Made the movie bearable
Sucks for whoever had to go to that. I would make my bf do that. Shame
Yada yada yada.. Who gives a shit.Cool, you went with your girlfriend and got laid, you go see any chick flick, and you probably will too. It's just like any other movie, some like it some don't. Can't pleAse evvvveerrrrrryyyybodu these days.
1:14 how the fuck do you eat a guy out????
Oh god. Don't you ppl have anything important to do with ur fucking life? Guys don't fall into that shut! Don't even go for women! WTF?
Haha funny it's more like my husband and I went and we invite our friend but he couldn't go because his new gf said he HAD to see it with her and deffinately not before she saw it, now that is pussy whipped
10:09. I guess your dilemma is just that your a hard ass then.
Their ability to be able to look themselves in the mirror with pride is not worth the chance that they get it in... RIP to all those dumbasses that didn't man up and say no
Just goin to throw it out there i got laid for taking mine too it... your move hand jockey's...
I'll give those poor bastards a year of silence
Yay 7:54 ily. Marry me?
whatev its a good movie. you can only formulate opinions if you read the books
Why do people say homophobic. I'm not afraid at all, I'm homodisgusted.
Haha every SINGLE guy in the country should have been all over this shit! You know why? It's a giant womens sleepover!! Sparknote some shit from the book and you're guaranteed to get some that night
i know a ton of guys that like new moon, clearly yall are justt insecureeee
all the ones that didnt get laid... your girls are prude... sucks for you guys...
Definitely agree with 4:24. Any chick flick will have similar redults
New moon was amazing. And was much truer to the book than the first one even though I loved that too. Go twilight and back off haters!!!!
It's just a movie, relax!
There was open snickering. Which is contagious.
told my gf i had a huge project due. it got me out of it. i win..
Good for you 3:20. My bf went with me and got laid later night