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  • I love my gf, she hates twighlight :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:34pm
  • At least they're getting some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I'm not trying to start an argument, but I read the book. and to be honest, unless you've never read a real book, twilight is not very well written, I read the book when it first came out, I actually did not finish it, meyer's writing was so bad. and a lot of the reason it was popular is because girls want to find true love. I'm a girl and if a sparkly vampire stalked me through my window... well I wouldn't be too happy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:31am
  • I didn't go and I still got laid so what

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:52am
  • It was horrible. I went. By force. It sucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Because u can't get pussy unless ur whipped and see this movie *_*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:46am
  • at least their getting some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:20am
  • I was one of the fallen. And i left empty handed... -Colin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:54pm
  • 12:30, no one likes hand jobs anymore. If you're gonna do something like that, mind as well just blow him in the theatre.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:06pm
  • A lot of popular guys inmy school went and said it was so good and they were considering reading the book. What happened to the world?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:34pm
  • I feel like they deserve a trumpet playing taps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:23pm
  • I didn't even get anything after. Bullshit.

    Submitted by rkgregory on May 15, 11 at 12:22pm
  • Ya us guys might have been drug along for the show but I'm pretty sure that we all got laid afterwards. So here's to a moment of silence for the guys that don't have girlfriends to drag them to movies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:56am
  • Real men take their women out to see chic flicks, at least once in a while. Grow up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:27am
  • New Mioon is an allegory for chastity, written by a Mormon woman, hoping to influence the behavior of young people. Y'all need to truly understand what you're reading

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:28am
  • I got drug to it by my gf and was pissed off but honestly it wasnt to bad. I mean i wont be rushing to buy the dvd but the 2 hours went by pretty quick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:27pm
  • I went...but made out the whole time...so i didnt mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Count me among those. Fuck twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:58pm
  • 8:39 meant to say "those bro's will be the pussy. Let's give you a hand."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:51pm
  • 8:51. No one is saying that meyers has two phd's in writing. It's a style that fits a fictional story. She isn't writing a scholarly journal. This is 7:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:52am
  • 11:21 that's my kind of night... But we stayed home and shagged while watching Indiana jones. and i guess i need to work on the whipped part cuz mu movie buff boyfriend refuses to go... but he bought me twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:22am
  • I refuse to go watch that. Instead, me and my bf stayed home and shagged and watched Star Wars. We're weird like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I'd rather eat razor blades than see that crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Saw it tonight with my GF. Got poon. Worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:42pm
  • i feel sorry for them but they are the ones getting laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:02pm
  • those poor bastards...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:34pm
  • That's funny... You clearly haven't read the book if you believe that to be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:40am
  • Maybe they're Pussy whipped, but remember...they're getting laid, while you're sitting around texting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37am
  • Spartanburg what's uppppp!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:17am
  • i go see some dumb ass movies for my bf, we'll see new moon at some point...a late show on a week night, it's cheaper, less people and he'll probs get a hand job during the movie. i don't feel bad for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:30pm
  • No sex is worth being dragged to that steaming pile of shit. I'm a chick who hates the whole franchise and even the premise with a vile passion. Give me some REAL vampires and werewolves, not some teeny-bopper, angsty, whiny bullshit, and we'd be good to go. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:06am
  • hoo ah! especially for the ones who didn't get laid after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Hahahaha I went but I don't remember the movie we made out the whole time and threw popcorn at the adolecent girls with their phones out taking pics of Jacob I'd call that sucessful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Lol I love the guys acting like going to see new moon is the only way to get laid ever and if you don't go you never get any. So desperate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:42pm
  • sucks to be the dude, ima girl and i wanna go, but id never drag anyone...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Dude whoever is THAT pussy whipped needs to be destroyed, seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:30am
  • Hah it's funny because New Moon is a chick movie -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:27pm
  • They're getting laid. Making fun of a crappy movie for two hours is worth getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Fuck that shit!! I'm seriously sick of pol talkin bout this damn movie, get over it ppl damn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Hahaha my bro bitched, but rolled over and went. And then 2 of my other buds gave up and went, I agree... Moment of silence for pussy whipped guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:56pm
  • My condolences to all and my your cocks rest in peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:16am
  • Nah. New moon was better than twilight. Legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:25am
  • 907...New Moon is the best movie ever??? Are you fucking serrious??? You HAVE to be a tween to say that statement. There are tons better movies than that. Ever heard of The Dark Knight???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Those bro's will getting the pussy. You, just your hand!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:39pm
  • TWILIGHT FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I got some afterwards though bitch. Suck on that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:36am
  • 7:54, false dilemma. I read plenty, just not this garbage. You are a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:09am
  • I made my other half go...and yes he got laid. Well worth it? He thinks so!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:27pm
  • just putting it out there, i hate twilight, got ask to go to it by a "9." I said "NO!!!" then she tried seducing me with sex......i still didn't go but i got sex anyway and convinced her that she would've hated it....SINGLE AND LOVIN IT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:02pm
  • i ate my boyfriend out during new moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am
  • If you guys hate it so much, why the fuck are you still talking about it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:03am
  • Bro? What kind of cracker term is that? Must be the Bud Light drinking crowds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I will fucking die before I see that movie twilight can suck a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 9:28 you're an idiot. You clearly haven't read the book!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:18pm
  • I read the series and the new moon book sucked worse then the movie, the only good thing Is half naked Jacob made me a little wet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:11am
  • To be fair, twilight has sexy trees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:50am
  • The people on this thread that are talkin shit are the ones that have a choke chain on there neck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am
  • i just gotta say,i hated that movie,my boyfriend loved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:26am
  • 1:14 maybe her "boyfriend" has a pussy. x_x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:22am
  • hey I told my bf he didn't have to go sit through. It.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:55am
  • i must say.. i'm one of those poor bastards that got dragged to it on thursday fuckin night. it's one of the shittiest movies i've ever seen.. my gf gave up the poon for it, and i still don't think it was worth it.. i'm finding myself a new girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:21pm
  • A lot of those same pussy whipped guys are gonna get laid as fuck after the movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Amen brother...

    Submitted by shado65 on Mar 22, 10 at 5:08pm
  • I went, I love my girl! If she's happy im happy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:20pm
  • I fell asleep...3 times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:07am
  • ......"pussy whipped bros"....wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • haha, my cousins wife made him go see it.. i think his balls are somewhere in his wife's purse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Anonymous said... i love my gf, she hates twighlight :D - My GF doesn't hate it, but she doesnt particularly like it so I didn't have to get dragged to go see it xD haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:35pm
  • As long as they get some poon for going they shouldn't be upset

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I'm a straight guy and feel bad for all the hard asses who don't like this saga. The same people who will never read a book because their such hard asses. New moon was great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:54am
  • Only way I would go is if she fucked me in the theatre, skirt no panties all set.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • This book is for teenie boppers u morons of couse u will think it's written bad----it's not a classic love story---it's for teens---but mote people caught on and love it too. Jesus, she's making millions off it sooo she must be doing something right! Oh and kudos to the MEN who took their girls to the movie!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:23pm
  • The person that posted this is the kid who makes fun of all the "whipped" kids who get some and he doesn't so he feels like he has to say shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:28am
  • they're***** SORRY to the grammar freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:21am
  • LOL. Poor fuckers. My boyfriend is so glad I'm not a twilight fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Im a guy and i loved New Moon! -Tony Ross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:38pm
  • My gf took me too another movie just to laugh at the nerds in team Jasper shirts she is great !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:53pm
  • i would rather die than go see that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:48pm
  • NEW MOON IS AMAZING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Imma girl and love new moon and twilight. I didn't have to force my bf to go...he just went cuz he wanted to. But honestly I wouldn't force him to go. If he didn't wanna go he could have stayed home. Needless to say he's a great guy. And he got some after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Throwing out another point I got laid twice that night for seeing that movie and waiting in that line. Plus the movie wasn't really that bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:56am
  • Lol. If you feel sorry for them you're no better Than them, 7:54, you're still an obsessive tool posting on a website about (presumably) other people's lives. I'm a loser for posting. You think I care?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:08am
  • if going to see new moon meant i got my dick wet, then so be it. still feel dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:37am
  • Amen brotha. Thank you for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:11am
  • So, this one time, ... Did you really have to make "New Moon" ALL-CAPS? -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 10:32 i did the same thing. Made the movie bearable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:48am
  • Sucks for whoever had to go to that. I would make my bf do that. Shame

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 1, 10 at 1:51am
  • 1:14 how the fuck do you eat a guy out????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:14am
  • Oh god. Don't you ppl have anything important to do with ur fucking life? Guys don't fall into that shut! Don't even go for women! WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Yada yada yada.. Who gives a shit.Cool, you went with your girlfriend and got laid, you go see any chick flick, and you probably will too. It's just like any other movie, some like it some don't. Can't pleAse evvvveerrrrrryyyybodu these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:24am
  • 10:09. I guess your dilemma is just that your a hard ass then. - 7:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:30am
  • Their ability to be able to look themselves in the mirror with pride is not worth the chance that they get it in... RIP to all those dumbasses that didn't man up and say no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:53am
  • Haha funny it's more like my husband and I went and we invite our friend but he couldn't go because his new gf said he HAD to see it with her and deffinately not before she saw it, now that is pussy whipped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Just goin to throw it out there i got laid for taking mine too it... your move hand jockey's...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am
  • I'll give those poor bastards a year of silence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Yay 7:54 ily. Marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:59am
  • whatev its a good movie. you can only formulate opinions if you read the books

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Why do people say homophobic. I'm not afraid at all, I'm homodisgusted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:10pm
  • all the ones that didnt get laid... your girls are prude... sucks for you guys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:11pm
  • i know a ton of guys that like new moon, clearly yall are justt insecureeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Haha every SINGLE guy in the country should have been all over this shit! You know why? It's a giant womens sleepover!! Sparknote some shit from the book and you're guaranteed to get some that night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:29am
  • Definitely agree with 4:24. Any chick flick will have similar redults

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:57am
  • New moon was amazing. And was much truer to the book than the first one even though I loved that too. Go twilight and back off haters!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • It's just a movie, relax!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:25pm
  • There was open snickering. Which is contagious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:11pm
  • told my gf i had a huge project due. it got me out of it. i win..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Good for you 3:20. My bf went with me and got laid later night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:25pm