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  • 88 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:26pm

    Santa claus came in my mouth. Then my mom told me that was just a guy you take pictures with at the mall and not the real Santa. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:39pm

    So, this one time, I met Santa, and I asked for a Playstation, and I got a Playstation for Christmas. My 6th Christmas was the best Christmas ever. -White Guy

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:40pm

    Santa came early this year.

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:25pm

    I can assure you he or she is describing Goldschlager.

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:53pm

    It was a gingersnap. . . or maybe a carrot cake. Either way it was rather festive tasting.

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:45pm

    I don't u think anyone would like it if Santa came I their mouths...

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:14pm

    Peppermint schnapps??

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am

    peppermint schnapps? holy fuck i must get my hands on some immediately.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:43pm

    Santa only cums once a year, and the elves are the perfect height to eat Mrs. Claus out. That's why they're still married...

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    What shot is that? I want Santa in my mouth!

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:12am

    That just made my pussy tingle

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:42pm

    Like milk and cookies??? Or did it taste like a four hundre year old elf's cock. Which begs the question. You suck cock???? Since when???

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    Probably had egg nog in it for consistency

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    you ain't tasted nothing like when I would cum in your mouth

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:30pm

    Its called a starry night- goldschlager and jager. Christmas in your mouth

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:57pm

    its not even the holidays

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:43pm

    Santa!  Santa's cum!  Your mouth! 

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:52pm

    I wish I could swallow santas giant cinnamon stick and swallow all of that succulent egg nog! Oh baby.....

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:28pm

    No, naggers celebrate Kwinzah

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:01pm

    bahahahah i heart op

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:11pm

    First! Just to irritate you guys (:

  • 55 57
    Submitted by slygrrl on Nov 27, 10 at 6:01am

    that paints a very disturbing picture..\n(to OP)

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:48am

    I wonder how many people have cum in this girl's mouth?

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:53pm

    hahahahahaha I miss montana

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:17pm

    Mmm I know how it feels to have part of Santa in my mouth,..