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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:19am

    There IS NOT an app for that....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:55pm

    8:19, I love you! Hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:24pm

    Aren't blackberry's only good for wiping your ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:10am

    how about shutthefuckup berry

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:36pm

    Dingleberry :) from the best book Ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:47pm

    11:41. Are you asking what a dingleberry is? Basically it's when you have poop hanging from your but and you can't get it off. You shake, jump up and down ect.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:51am

    Does it count if you dipped your chocolate in peanut butter?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:45am

    Did the poo squish between the keys when u texted. If you had an iPhone it would be easy just to wipe it off

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:18am

    if u have shit on ur phone, why the fuck are u texting with it. either it's fake or u are fucking retarded. and seeing as how u used the word poo, I'm sadly gonna guess the latter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:20pm

    That's what people get for having blackberries as poop buddies

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:36am

    while this did make me chuckle, i'm pretty sure this was a joke you either heard or though would be funny so pretended it was a text and submitted it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:55am

    1:51 that's called a reese's peanut butter cup dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:12am

    White guy!! I <3 you - Chad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:54am

    trying to picture how you can shove a blacckberry up your ass ? ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:16pm

    I posted to make 666 thumbs up :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:01am

    So, this one time, I took a shit, and I was out of TP, so I squeezed my cheeks together and got more, instead of using my phone. -White Guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:01am

    12:52 My thoughts exactly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:35am

    I thought this was actually funny.