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  • There IS NOT an app for that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:19am
  • 8:19, I love you! Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Aren't blackberry's only good for wiping your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Dingleberry :) from the best book Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 11:41. Are you asking what a dingleberry is? Basically it's when you have poop hanging from your but and you can't get it off. You shake, jump up and down ect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Did the poo squish between the keys when u texted. If you had an iPhone it would be easy just to wipe it off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:45am
  • while this did make me chuckle, i'm pretty sure this was a joke you either heard or though would be funny so pretended it was a text and submitted it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:36am
  • Does it count if you dipped your chocolate in peanut butter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:51am
  • That's what people get for having blackberries as poop buddies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:20pm
  • if u have shit on ur phone, why the fuck are u texting with it. either it's fake or u are fucking retarded. and seeing as how u used the word poo, I'm sadly gonna guess the latter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:18am
  • how about shutthefuckup berry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:10am
  • 1:51 that's called a reese's peanut butter cup dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:55am
  • White guy!! I <3 you - Chad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:12am
  • I posted to make 666 thumbs up :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:16pm
  • trying to picture how you can shove a blacckberry up your ass ? ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:54am
  • So, this one time, I took a shit, and I was out of TP, so I squeezed my cheeks together and got more, instead of using my phone. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:01am
  • 12:52 My thoughts exactly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:01am
  • I thought this was actually funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:35am