A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?