we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great