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  • 68 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:26pm

    she doesnt like the cock, she LOOOOOOOVES the cock

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:02pm

    giving your first blowjob is pretty amazing

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:23pm

    she loves the cock in her mouth.

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:25...i bet old Al dosen't suck a fisting

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:27pm

    everyone who says "first" sucks at life

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:28pm

    mmmm, slurp slurp, ackackackack ack ack..uummm slurp....

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:38pm

    maybe it wasnt a chick. and if it was and she thought it was amazing, def. not a blow job.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:24pm

    It took me a few seconds to get it... fucking hilarious

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:25pm

    no you're not Al. You actually suck at life and at firsting -T

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:19pm

    bitches never shut the fuck up, even when you make out with them. The only way to shut them up is to stick something in their mouth.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:46pm

    First 602 I've seen. Where do you live? :)

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:40pm

    623 that is disgusting and in a way, sexist.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:43pm

    cum garggling slut. I hope he topped you off before he got out

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:03pm

    6:23, you just made my morning

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:23pm

    here's another way to shut them up. While you're doing it doggy style slip the one-eyed monster in the "wrong hole". Do it fast and she'll take a deep breathe, pucker up and won't know whether to shit, go blind or wind her watch. But she will not be talking for a while.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:03pm

    I hope you swallowed!!!

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    6:23 funiiest thing I've heard in a while, one below him shutup pussy

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:57pm

    Def wanted to shut u up. Most chicks have annoying laughs!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:39pm

    Sign if you have ever sent in fake texts

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:30pm

    How do you know it's about a bj? He might have just made out with her..

  • 25 25
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 16, 12 at 2:55am

    Did anyone think that maybe he kissed her and not stuck his dick in her mouth? Thats what my boyfriend does when he wants to shut me up.