That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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