only you would photoshop your dick
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???