Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.